Woman: Where's my baby?
Fireman: In the building, that's on fire!
Boy on street: What's that on top of the building?
Fireman: It's a Collier!
Collier: Don't worry i"llth saveth your baby.
Fireman: In the building, that's on fire!
Boy on street: What's that on top of the building?
Fireman: It's a Collier!
Collier: Don't worry i"llth saveth your baby.
by Ju-UCIE, Chula, Wet Wiggy, March 23, 2010
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One of the, if not the best musicians in the world. With microtonal harmonies and fascinating rhythms, he produces "musician's music"
Jesse: Have you heard jacob collier's new song?
Daniel: Yes, it was amazing. It really filled the love in my heart, it was all I needed for the day. I listened to it in my room all night long, and it made me cry. I could feel it in my bones. Thanks for asking, djesse.
Jesse: You misspelled my name.
Daniel: But we're talking.
Jesse: We aren't real. We are but text being written or having been wrote by a simple fan of jacob collier, the king of music, like Julia Ceasar, Daniel.
Daniel: It's Julius.
Jesse: But I've known you for so long, how could I have not known this whole time, your name was julius.
Daniel: Not my na- this is too long of an example, our creator should probably shut up and go to bed.
Jesse: Not before listening to Snarky Puppy: We Like It Here
Daniel: Yes, it was amazing. It really filled the love in my heart, it was all I needed for the day. I listened to it in my room all night long, and it made me cry. I could feel it in my bones. Thanks for asking, djesse.
Jesse: You misspelled my name.
Daniel: But we're talking.
Jesse: We aren't real. We are but text being written or having been wrote by a simple fan of jacob collier, the king of music, like Julia Ceasar, Daniel.
Daniel: It's Julius.
Jesse: But I've known you for so long, how could I have not known this whole time, your name was julius.
Daniel: Not my na- this is too long of an example, our creator should probably shut up and go to bed.
Jesse: Not before listening to Snarky Puppy: We Like It Here
by Stylus Sticc June 6, 2020
Get the jacob collier mug.a very talented musician that i am a very big simp for because i really like him a lot and i think he is very pleasing to the eye and i really like his voice and his personality and his very big vocabulary and his cheekbones and his hair and his fashion sense even though he always looks like a box of crayola crayons!! its ok though because everything he does is attractive
jacob: laughs
simp: oh god oh fuck that was the cutest thing ive ever seen in my life im. im going to harmonize his laugh and then put it on my instagram story and tag him in it then maybe he'll see it and repost it to his story. yes. its all coming together now its all jacob collier
jacob: sees and doesnt repost
simp: oh my god he saw it but didnt repost. i will never know what he thinks. god why am i like this do better
simp: oh god oh fuck that was the cutest thing ive ever seen in my life im. im going to harmonize his laugh and then put it on my instagram story and tag him in it then maybe he'll see it and repost it to his story. yes. its all coming together now its all jacob collier
jacob: sees and doesnt repost
simp: oh my god he saw it but didnt repost. i will never know what he thinks. god why am i like this do better
by confused nick face September 24, 2020
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A bad ass motherfucker, talented, genius-level IQ, funny as shit, charming, has a hot wife, and kicks ass like Jackie Chan on meth.
by wordsmiths21 September 24, 2011
Get the Andy Collier mug.If you know collierville you know that it was known for its redneck hillbilly’s back in the day but now it is where all the snobby rich kids are. All of memphis’s A-listers are moving out there because of the new $109million dollar high school. Forget MUS forget Hutchison this school on the outskirts of memphis is the place to be. Aside from the occasional bi, trans, or gay every once in a while it is a bunch of preppy bitches that have nothing better to do than sleep around and go to the lax, cheer, dance, or football practice. Aside from all the pros of the ville the are the cons like creepy gym coaches, junkies in the bathrooms and the fuckboys (all too familiar hump and dumps). Collierville is the place that everyone wants to be at because of the money
Person that does not live or go to collierville: Damn i wish i went to collierville
girl that does: flips hair
person: *bows down at feet*
girl that does: flips hair
person: *bows down at feet*
by bitchasshoeyfromtheuppereast January 11, 2019
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