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colette

One who will try to date the person that you like, flaunting all body parts possible to get attention
Girl1: Why would you try to date him??
Girl2: What's wrong with me dating him??
Girl1: You know I like him, you're such a colette!!
by Charmaine Lovette June 21, 2008
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She likes sniffing the insides of ovens in the poor Italian resteraunt doen the street. It doesn’t seem to weird that many people out though because she’s done it so many times. The chef even invites her in for her daily sniffs of what was cooking in the kitchen that day. Among sniffing weird things, she has warp sudden attraction for people named Daniel. In particular one who partakes in soccer and is extremely intelligent. Colette has a main name she goes by which is Bowlette Bim.
by Harambe for prez September 27, 2018
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Will report you to the FB manager. Interests are typically search parties and one star reviews, especially on obituaries of misknown acquaintances. Loves country music and her dogs Toby and Keith.
"Every Colette I've ever met was a total cunt."
by Kable Kronies April 23, 2019
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Super swag, hates taps and sinking ships pro
Drew is cool colette is also cool
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Colette is that type of girl who is hella hot, but so fucking crazy some people can't stand her, like, she uses wattpad on a daily basis, and she would probably bite your cock off with that sharp ass teeth if ya'll had sex, spends her ALL of her salary on wierd merch involving cactus.... btw... being a gift shop cashier doesn't pay well.... and she sleeps on her job because she spends the whole night writing nsfw yaoi fanfics, she jerks off to anime characters, you ask me: is there something likeable about this creep? and yes, there is. she's also really kind, can surely put a smile on your face without even trying to, like, if u didn't know she was a creep (she's pretty bad at hiding it) she'd be your best friend for sure, she's pretty outgoing and extroverted, and outside of the wierd shit, she's really cute. i forgot to mention her worst part, colette is a fucking yandere.... she stalks those she likes all the time, and would kill for the one she likes
Person 1: omg Colette is such a creep, i'm disgusted by her
Person 2: nah, give her a chance, i ignored the creepy shit she does and now she's my best friend!
by dont trust brawl stars players January 11, 2024
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Murder Mystery 2 pro
Team with Colette in total roblox drama and you’re sure to win
Kealanna: hey, that kid has a strange voice
Colette: it sounds like a cave blocked by rocks 😂
by Blue bricks November 21, 2023
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Stupid and smelly.

Not all of them, though. You know who you are.
Colette from Brawl Stars possibly.
by mysteriousdudenumber5 December 15, 2024
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