Coleslaw

The act of ejaculating onto a females head of hair and causing it to become of similar consistency as coleslaw

Last night while Catelyn was giving head I hit her with the coleslaw.

by Smxz March 25, 2019

Coleslaw

Sex on the side

I know I'm married to Cindy, but I just can't get enough coleslaw from Sheila.

by mamma12 March 30, 2009

Coleslaw

Another name for the side chick

Girl, you are his coleslaw!

by Teejaye Deloach April 21, 2017

Coleslaw

Something that older people eat to punish themselves for living so long

My 80 year old granny's favourite food is coleslaw. She must hate herself

by Madeleine Milan April 5, 2016

coleslawing

when two people of the opposite gender spoon in a pit of mud while smoking Cuban cigars.

My mom walked in on me and Francesco while we were coleslawing last night...

by muppetchild January 8, 2008

The coleslaw

The act of a homosexual banging a man in the butt with a carrot and simultaneously jacking off and ejaculating into his butthole at the same time, creating a coleslaw-like mix.

Cory gave Landon the coleslaw last night and they soon after fell asleep in each others arm's.

by Shitbox Car April 15, 2011

Devil's Coleslaw

After sex when you take the gooch "juice" and semen then smear it on your partner's upper lip.

Dude I did a devil's coleslaw to this girl last night!!!

by jastyra July 13, 2019