Cum in a Coke® Can

The act of ejaculating into a drinking Cup, beaker, flask, canteen, goblet, grail, Stein, or various brands of soda cans. Permitting another person to drink it (Note: consensually), gaining a certain pleasure out of watching them consume it, or by receiving it.

Wife: “Hey, you know what would be kinky?”
Me: “... Cum in a Coke® Can?”
Wife: “What’s that?”
Me: “... Dunno, I literally just made it up... Holy shit, I gotta put this on urban dictionary!”

by Thiccolas Cage October 23, 2019

Coke

1) Short for the drug, Cocaine.
2) Short for the beverage, Coca Cola.

1) Pass the coke, bitch.
2) Pass the coke, bitch.

by Adeadlyliquid November 13, 2004

Coke and a smile

Immortalized by an Eddie Murphy bit, "Have a Coke and a Smile" was a Coca-Cola ad campaign in the early '80s.

In Eddie's bit, Richard Pryor tells Bill Cosby (who did Coke ads) to "Have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up).

Richard: Do the people laugh when you say what you say?
Eddie: Yes.
Richard: Do you get paid?
Eddie: Yes.
Richard. Then tell Bill I said have a Coke and a smile and shit the fuck up, the jello-pudding-eating motherfucker.

by demoxenos October 28, 2013

Cokedar

There ability some have to sense who has cocaine.

Wonda has this uncanny cokedar to sniff out which guys at a party have cocaine.

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Coke Hold

A conversation with a person who has done a lot of coke that you can't get away from. People on coke tend to be really chatty and oblivious. (person caught in coke hold can be sober or not)

After doing her third rail in five minutes, Susan turned to me and just started rambling about life's deeper meanings. I wanted to get away but she wouldn't shut up long enough for me to excuse myself. I was caught in a coke hold.

by pete ritch September 3, 2007

coke skinny

1. When someone loses large amounts of weight due to the formation of a coke habit. (Can also be the result of a different stimulant habit, but is usually attributed to cocaine.)

2. When someone uses a coke habit in order to stay skinny.

These people usually do not have any food to eat because they spend all their money on coke.

1. "Have you seen Tyler? He's gotten so coke skinny!"

2. "I don't actually work out... I'm just coke skinny."

by Drpooponyourface November 22, 2010

Cokie Smurf

Wonderful and lovely person who just happens to have a coke habit and smurfish qualities

Abi is such a Cokie Smurf its jebbs

by Special K Spacewalks June 3, 2009