To be mentally and physically unfit as a child, but develop into a more aware individual as an adolescent. This also applies to physical activity and can be often found in the terminology of sports.
As a child, Chelsea could not play sports. As she grew, she began to be more aware, therefore being cogberrant.
by sports major June 9, 2019
Get the cogberrant mug.To be mentally and physically unfit as a child, but develop into a more aware individual as an adolescent. This also applies to physical activity and can be often found in the terminology of sports.
As a child, Chelsea could not play sports. As she grew, she began to be more aware, therefore being cogberrant.
by sports major June 9, 2019
Get the cogberrant mug.A term coined by lil mus which is used as an insult towards people who do a lot of drugs. The term is in a sense an upgraded version of “gearhead” which is an upgrade of the term “junkie”. The term can be quite offensive if not used in a joking way.
Junkie 1: “pass the gear fella I need more”
Junkie 2: you don’t need anymore heroin you cogbrain fuck”
Junkie 2: you don’t need anymore heroin you cogbrain fuck”
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Cogblocking essential holds the exact same meaning as cockblocking which normally defines a person who gets in the way or prevents someone from scoring with someone they are attracted to. Cogblocking works the exact same way with the only difference being defined by the fact that it is not a person getting in the way but instead forms of technology.
The word stems from the term Cockblocking and a Cog that would be present within a machine.
Cogblocking essential holds the exact same meaning as cockblocking which normally defines a person who gets in the way or prevents someone from scoring with someone they are attracted to. Cogblocking works the exact same way with the only difference being defined by the fact that it is not a person getting in the way but instead forms of technology.
The word stems from the term Cockblocking and a Cog that would be present within a machine.
Nathan: *Doom scrolling mindlessly through Instagram Reels, suddenly gets a notification from his crush*
Nathan's Crush: "Hey~ Im home alone, my roommate is out for the night. Maybe we could meet up at the movies and finish the night at my place"
Nathan: *Gets Excited and Begins to Type* "Yeah totally (Winky Face), What theater do you wanna go to?"
Nathan clicks send and the message begins to process
After processing for 30 minutes the message fails to send due to connectivity issues
Nathan sends a similar text and is met with the same issue
2 hours after Nathan cant get ahold of his crush he gets a notification from Instagram of a post made by his crush with her and his friend Brandon at the movies together while sharing a bucket of popcorn and a drink with a heart shaped double straw.
Nathan's phone was Cogblocking him.
Nathan's Crush: "Hey~ Im home alone, my roommate is out for the night. Maybe we could meet up at the movies and finish the night at my place"
Nathan: *Gets Excited and Begins to Type* "Yeah totally (Winky Face), What theater do you wanna go to?"
Nathan clicks send and the message begins to process
After processing for 30 minutes the message fails to send due to connectivity issues
Nathan sends a similar text and is met with the same issue
2 hours after Nathan cant get ahold of his crush he gets a notification from Instagram of a post made by his crush with her and his friend Brandon at the movies together while sharing a bucket of popcorn and a drink with a heart shaped double straw.
Nathan's phone was Cogblocking him.
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