Cockregister

A person who has a lot of cock in them all the time. Like a cash register has money, a Cockregister has cock, or penis, dick, one eyed yogurt slinger, wang, tube steak, or a big fat tan juicy happy.

Taylor: "...You're a dick weed motherfucker, you fagget, Jesus!"
Chris: "Fuck you, you... COCKREGISTER!!!"
Taylor: "What the fuck does that mean?"

by Chris_despises_Taylor December 31, 2008

cock rag

someone that is such a fuck up and waste of life that you cant even call them a cock... theyre a cock rag... a filthy rag used to wipe off a nasty cock

I can't believe that guy hasnt had a job in years... what a fuckin cock rag.

by sarah January 30, 2005

Cockdragger

A male boogieboarder who hangs out at surf spots instead of at boogie board spots and tries to yell people off waves. Twatdragger for a female.

"Dude, I surfed Souths the other day and this cockdragger was out there trying to burn me. Reminded me of that annoying broad who always drags that custom boogieboard, wears a helmet, and acts like she owns the joint at souths."

by ya know if ya know December 23, 2008

Cockaganda

When a woman finds herself in such a difficult situation that her only option is to turn to cock (or sexual intercourse) for relief.

Julia: You did WHAT with him?!
Alice: Uh.. yeah...
Julia: Just because you lost your job?!
Alice: Well, yeah. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Julia: THAT'S COCKAGANDA!

by Coocootrain July 17, 2009

cockage

Partial exposure of the penis usually by teenage boys wearing their pants well below the waist. Akin to women's cleavage and plumber's crackage.

Several boys were suspended from school for displaying cockage

by Wildthing February 18, 2013

cocktagon

The imaginary perimeter around a male that defines a fight or fuck decision. Similar to cock-circle. When someone crosses the cocktagon, it's on. You're either fucken or fighting.

Ashley entered my cocktagon, and she couldn't walk for a week. When Jason entered my cocktagon, he couldn't see for a week.

by 7 inch cocktagon March 18, 2016

Cockbag fuck nugget

When you run out of everything else to call a person and have to throw a bunch of explicit language together in a way that captures the persons full fuckery.

Jim: I almost socked that cockbag fuck nugget in the throat.

by Royals8 February 26, 2019