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cockabondonment 

When someone intentionally or intentionally brings a man to arousal by touching or rubbing the penis . But then leaves them with an erection . Abondoning the hard cock .
My girlfriend got me hard and than left the room, she is guilty of cockabondonment.
cockabondonment by Dickbphelan July 29, 2020

cockjabbled

I created the word, it essentially means to be shocked to a large extent. It’s also just a funny word, it sounds shakespearian but when I looked it up and it wasn’t, so i guess the word is mine
“Did you hear that Brittney Spears is pregnant??”

“Yeah, I’m cockjabbled! I almost spit out my food when I heard the news!”
A giant, massive, morbidly obese, singer with a very low register, who also runs a cult that worships a pink haired girl that escaped from an asylum to drug everyone with her payola music.
That cocabob really hit that low note!1
Fuck u cocabob
cocabob by Poosi fye July 12, 2024

Cockmobbing

When a group of gay men crash an event to prove they deserve to be wherever they are.
Tons of gay dudes are buying tickets to Trump’s stupid UFC event, in a show of defiance, they’re cockmobbing the president.
Cockmobbing by AcrimoniousMC June 2, 2026