CockMangler 

A person who completely destroys a penis. This person is an evil sexmachine and usually a femdom.

The Femdom master was also a cockmangler, destroying her sex partners penis.

CockMangler by Conor(C-Money) July 11, 2006

cockmonger 

1. To horde cock for one's self. Often used as an insult towards a male friend.

Logan is such a cockmonger.

cockmonger by NateSharrock December 10, 2008

warholstering cockmongerer 

A person, usually harboring ill intent, who says or does things that lead others to believe they are a Grade A prick.

Anthony- "I like mangas."

Spam- "mangaz R teh sucK!" *stomps on Anthony's mangas*

Anthony- "You warholstering cockmongerer, you..."

warholstering cockmongerer by top hat September 7, 2008

cockmonger 

Cock: a penis
Monger: a person who is involved with something in a petty or contemptible way (usually used in combination): a cockmonger.

A guy who trolls the internet trying to get girls to look at pictures of his penis.

TiNy2009: "Please look at my webcam I'll do anything!"
Realwoman1998: "Fuck off you dirty cockmonger!"

cockmonger by pet-selkie March 18, 2011

cockmonger 

1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia

2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man

3.) Daniel Olson

4.)Steve Parkin

Steve Parkin is such a cockmonger that no one will even be in the same locker room, for fear of Steve Parkin falling out of their open zipper when changing they draws!

cockmonger by The Babysat July 18, 2004

cockmonger 

One who loves the cock.

Jack Anderson

cockmonger by Dan Riss January 16, 2003

cockmonger 

Derived of the two words cock and monger.

1. a person who is involved with penises in a petty or contemptible way.

2. a dealer in or trader of a commodity (penises in this case). This definition is mostly used in Britain.

3. someone who is incredibly fascinated in cocks.

George Bush is a cockmonger.

cockmonger by Kirtan Loor November 7, 2007