Cock off

When you don't give a fuck how many points you have, and pani ewa already gave you the 9 point letter but you still call off because you hate prospect.

Im going to "cock off" tommorow because im going to a car show

by Disgruntled airport employee March 10, 2019

cocking off

bragging; boasting.

Justin - "Man, I had a hundred beers last night. I'm SO hungover!"
Tom - "Quit cocking off, homo. No one cares how much you drank."

by idiotkidsean April 15, 2009

Cock-Off

The act of berating, swearing at, and/or accusing of lower deeds, or otherwise offending a person of higher political standing without cause.

"Don't Cock-Off to me!"

"If you cock-off to me again, I'll mess you up!"

"Cocking-off to a cop will only land you in jail."

by K'Dub (w/ assistant Tommy G) December 27, 2007

cock off

A humungous backside you could rest a cup on

'Wow!!! her cock off is immense!'

by nangishpasty February 5, 2010

cut your cock off

sounds a lot like kartya kokkov

Because her name sounded like "cut your cock off", she decided to change it to Anita Dick.

by yorrick hunt January 30, 2008

rock your cock off

To be impressed.

Hey Dave, that steak will rock your cock off.

by Handjack6969 December 26, 2017

knock your cock off

To be so surprised/astonished/amazed/intense that your cock is knocked off.

That tentacle porn will knock your cock off.

by Who are you? GTFO of here! July 17, 2014