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Cock Goblin 

n. A homosexual male that prefers orally pleasing his partner.

Not to be confused with the term butt-pirate.
Look at that faggot-ass cock goblin givin' that bro some head over there.
Cock Goblin by Epileptic Dinosaur November 23, 2010

cock goblin 

when some faggot or a skank ass bitch has been cock punched so omany times that their face resembles a cock and a goblin at the same time....hence the name cock goblin
DAMN, that ugly fuck looks like a cock goblin
cock goblin by jesus March 18, 2003

cock goblin 

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let me play n64 super smash bros you cock goblin
cock goblin by snowmanms10 September 16, 2010

Cock Goblin 

A homosexual who loves to chug the dick. Day to night gobbling cock down. A Cock Goblin.
A heard that guy is a serious Cock Goblin.
Cock Goblin by Netsharpshooter October 10, 2016

Cock goblin 

1. A driver who, having initially sped up to pass another driver, proceeds to drive at the exact same speed as the other car.

2. A driver who is going at a slower speed than another driver who speeds up to the same velocity as that driver instead of letting them pass.
Can you believe how many cock goblins there are in this road? I never want to drive in Virginia ever again.
Cock goblin by jaggazoom November 11, 2017

Cock Goblin 

Violently thrusting one's knee into another's cock, making one's cock circumcised and having the appearance of a goblin
Hey, I heard Rob got "Cock Goblin" nd last night
You're a cock goblin
Cock Goblin by Insanedeath5 October 31, 2019