Coathanger Abortion

a) to give birth in a horribly messy way
b) to do anything in a horribly messy way
c) an insult to someone without a mother

a) I was a coathanger abortion
b) You're dirtier than a coathanger abortion
c) "Get off my fucking property, you coathanger abortion!"

by MarkWatson January 5, 2006

Amy Coathanger Barrett

The worst bitch on this planet. Welcome to Gilead and blessed be the fruit. Expand the fucking court.

Amy Coathanger Barrett can’t even list the five freedoms guaranteed in the first amendment. She shouldn’t be on the Supreme Court.

by shht October 31, 2020

Hot-ass Coathanger

Beater of Prostitutes, weapon of Pimps.

A coathanger heated up and used to beat a prostitute for disobeying the rules of the pimp.

-"Hey, Dad, why does mom have marks all over her body?"
-"I'm not your dad, but she fell on a hot-ass coathanger"

-"Damn, Sharon, why not just take the whole $100?"
-"I'll get beaten by my pimp's hot-ass coathanger, that's why, Ilene!"

by Black Dynamite March 16, 2010

Coathanger Syndrome

Another term for 'Post Abortion Stress Syndrome' that ladies get after they get an abortion.

my woman got an ay-bo last week now she's trippin on that Coathanger Syndrome bullshit.

by DivineOne January 7, 2010

Coathanger and towel technique

If you ever need to catch a mouse, get it under the microwave. block any exits with a towel/cloth and then flush it out with a coathanger.

Paul and Taz rejoiced triumphantly when the bastard mouse was captured. Then the fat arab put it outside and it died. Poor little shit.

by Woody November 23, 2004

colorado coathanger

The tried and true trick of inserting a bent wire coat hanger into the vagina to abort a baby.

Jessica's ex-boyfriend got her pregnant and she couldn't tell her parents, so she had to do the ol' Colorado Coathanger trick.

by Grodon Fereman November 22, 2020

coathanger ride

1)A abortion preformable in a back alley.
2)A explanation for people that are generally wrong and don't fit in within reasonable logistical thinking.

Jim fucks up royally, sending people to their demise in a leadership role.
Bill:Jim, I can't understand how you could have ever survived the coathanger ride!

Bill is a retard of a boss. His boss, Jim is aware and is planning to fire him.
Jim: If I was your mother I would have put you on a coathanger ride.

by AbHol December 16, 2008