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Coachella ready

Used to describe slutty alternative/indie clothing, often sarcastically. Based on clothing found at Coachella music festival.
Person 1: Damn, that is one slutty dress
Person 2: *Sarcasm* Coachella Ready!!!
by crazy4pigeons April 13, 2015
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Coachella hipster

A sub-level of hipster that is so conceited, that they cannot admit that they haven't heard about something, even if the thing is not real.
Have you heard of that new band "Moon sex?"
-Of course. I like their older album better than the newest one.
That's weird cause i just made that up. You are such a Coachella Hipster.
by Dean Dangerous December 14, 2013
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Coachella Hoes

Those basic as shit indie kids who show up at coachella to get high, avoid showering, and appropriate other peoples religions and cultures. Often white girls.
Person A: Why is that white girl wearing a bindi?? And is that a feathered headdress?? Isn't that kind of racist???

Person B: I don't know man, she's probably one of those Coachella Hoes. They pull that kind of shit all the time.

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Coachella Hoe: *wears bindi*

Actual Hindu Person: Could you not do that please? The bindi is a very sacred and important part of my religion, and you wearing it as a fashion statement invalidates my beliefs.

Coachella Hoe: But it's so cuTE! I LOVE IT! EXOTIC! LETS INSTAGRAM THIS MOMENT!
by Our Love Is God April 14, 2015
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Coachella Taco

A girl that came back from Coachella with a vagina infected by herpes. Also a stage 1 blue waffle.
Yo, I almost had a Coachella Taco!
by Dr. Muerto April 26, 2019
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coachella jesus

The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.

Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.

And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.
“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.
by Craig Rasputin May 26, 2018
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coachella flu

Coachella flu is having the flu right after Coachella from the desert dust.
Hey Ryan can you hang with me today ?

sorry bro i got the Coachella flu
by ŠâmDÿer April 21, 2019
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coachella valley

a valley less than a 100 miles from Mexico in so. califorina with the towns of Indio, Coachella, Mecca, Oasis, Arabia, were english is not spoken just espan yo yo (spanish) even in the stores the signs are in spanish ,it 99 1\2% mexican that hate white people and pretend there your best friend ,drink beer in there church parking lot during mass and the tweekers ride stolen bikes and hide there stash in the handall bars, they drive nice new trucks and live 4 to 5 familys in one house also known as little TJ and the one that drive cars bump the boom boom so loud your windows of your house rattle two blocks away and fly the Mexican flag so they think there in Mexico oh yes it has the highest birth rate in the nation
man I got stuck in the coachella valley I thought I was in Mexico, nobody spoke english and dirty pampers in the parking lots and the cops are more interested in pulling over the tweeker bike rider instead of the idiots that dont know how to drive
Juan: turn right at this light

rosa: Im in the left lane
Juan: its ok were mexican
Rosa: I hear Armondo bumpin the tunes
Juan: man his car is a piece of shit

Rosa:ya but he's got some nice wheels
by the Randyman January 16, 2010
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