clunking

The act of fucking something so ugly that it damages your reputation.

After Jim got caught clunking with Sandra none of the girls in school ever dated him again.

I got caught clunking that fat bitch Amy. Now all the clunkers come to me for the D.

by Jessejar December 17, 2017

Clunk

One's testicles, after the sound made when someone kicks a real man there.

See also clang.

Fucker tried to kick my clunk.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Clunk

A fat Asian

An example of a clunk is the fat Asian kid from Up.

by booble kenooble January 11, 2019

Clink clunk

An insult that doesn't mean anything but just sounds offensive. It means everything and nothing at the same time.

My clink clunk boss really pisses me off.

by Clink clunk March 1, 2017

clit clunking

The act of inserting ones toes into a vagina whilst flicking your big toe on the clitoris. Typically an act of foreplay but can also take the place of sex. Originated at the University of Florida by the freaky college students there.

*Julia and Ryan are having sex*
Julia: this sucks lets try something new. Why dont you try clit clunking me??
Ryan: I guess, its been awhile since ive clipped my toe nails though..."

by Gamma Rho August 30, 2009

clunk cloonk

Clunk cloonk is a state of mind one experiences after watching multiple episodes of the office

Bruh I'm clunk cloonk rn

by Roundthehanging August 18, 2019

Bonk and Clunk

The noise that is made when someone gets hit over the head with an object, and falls to the ground.

Stop beating your wife with that frying pan, I can't stand that bonk and clunk nonsense.

by CheesyMcCheeseMan December 19, 2020