fence climbing mood

urges to climb barb wire fences

they were going to come over but they werent in a fence climbing mood.

by aali Quigley September 24, 2007

Social Climbing Fakers

Any person of humble social origins who aspires to be a member of a higher and / or more affluent social circle. In order to qualify as a 'social climber' this person must first and foremost be an utter liar and one who will stop at nothing to shamelessly promote themselves above their social standing and ABILITY. For example, they went to a Polytechnic which suddenly translates into Eton followed by Durham University. They bullshit to the Boss about how hard working they are at the expense of their truly industrious, focused subordinates. In other words they are capricious and will stop at nothing to fuck you over and get promoted. They think they've 'made it' to the higher echelons when they've acquired a low spec BMW or Audi Q5 (insert name and model of other expensive motor vehicle) even though they had to take out a high interest dodgy loan to 'buy' this 'bauble'. They gossip and slag everyone off; they call people 'tramps' and such like when they look like shit themselves. The social climber will typically try to associate with completely higher ranking people, thus living beyond their means and totally ignore those of a lesser rank than themselves (particularly at social functions). It's all smoke and mirrors, networking and consolidation loans. They are so self indulgent that they fail to realise that their act is paper thin and their betters laugh at how ridiculous they are.

Person A: I've secured myself an invite to the Colonel's Dining Out.
Person B: Really, I didn't know about that.
Person A: (Smug) Of course you didn't, you're on duty call out anyway and your wife has to baby sit for us.
Person B: What, again? Fuck off you social climbing fakers.

Man: But I can't even play golf, what the deuce? I don't even own golf clubs!!!
Ambitious Wife: Buy some on the credit card. The big boss plays golf and you need to network!!!
Man: Yes your Highness.

by TheManWhoDestroyedTheClique October 18, 2012

Rock Climbing

1. The extreme sport of climbing large rocks, or cliffs.

2. The extreme sport of fucking extremely fat chicks (i.e. T-rex from Orgazmo)

1. Let's go to the cliff and go rock climbing.

2. Let's go find that chick chick and rock climb her.

by Brew Guy March 7, 2005

Climbing up the Yewtree

Your actions are borderline paedophilia. You are close to doing that of a paedophile.

I'd be careful with that one, you're climbing up the Yewtree.

by Dancingdarcy March 3, 2015

Climbing the trees

You want to get something that you can never get, you fall down and get a scratch on your external auditory meatus.

Taylor is climbing the trees while writing a paper.

by Gamergurl2000 January 28, 2019

Climbing the Mountain

The act of having sex with a very large and fat woman in which the man must actually climb her to penetrate her.

Chubby B here loves the fat girls, hes been climbing the mountain for sex since he was 12.

by J-A Jewberg October 7, 2007

Rock Climbing

Opposite of skiing. Sitting between two females and inserting multiple fingers into/onto female genitals (vaginal area)

Johnny was sitting & rock climbing between Jess and Laura in the back of the volvo

by Climbers630 November 23, 2014