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Cleveland Browns

A team that has had a great history until the year 1995, when Art Modell took our players, our coaches, and our city's pride and took it to Baltimore and a few years later stole our super bowl. A team with a fan base that does not care if they win or lose unlike those god dam Steelers fans. Most of the Steelers fan base is in Ohio in which they say they are true fans, when most of them can't say where the city is, the head coach, or say they have been in the same state. Also, nice job losing to a 1-11 team when you were the defending Super Bowl Champions. Anyway every Browns fan is loyal because everyone else are assholes so they only cheer for the Steelers.Maybe I talked to much about the Steelers but the point is Browns mean a lot to this city and other people don't get it because they are fucking ass kissing, bandwagon jumping, idiot assholes. If you are from somewhere around Pittsburgh then its ok to be a fan.
Steelers fan(not real one) "Man I am such a good fan these Steelers are awesome and the Cleveland Browns suck."Browns fan"Ok, tell me who is the head coach, starting Strong safety, the location of the city, and what state they are in" Steelers fan"Uh... well our quarterback is awesome" Browns fan" Oh isn't he getting another sexual lawsuit, tell me his name.Steelers fan"Number 7"browns fan" Get the fuck out of here.
by Brundon Junferson March 6, 2010
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Cleveland Browns

1. Pathetic excuse for an NFL franchise.

2. A team of NFL football players who suffer from "Superbowlphobia".
Guy one: "Hey, did you hear how the Cleveland Browns couldn't get into there own stadium last week?"
Guy two: "No. Why's that? Were they locked out?"
Guy one: "Oh no, someone just painted a goal line over the door."
by squrillyboy September 12, 2009
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Cleveland brown

A Cleveland Brown is a name given to a particular type of woman who like the team has a "great uniform but bad helmet", meaning her body is fantastic but she has a face made for radio.
Todd: Man am I having a bro-lemma. This bartender at The Fainting Goat pub is the ultimate Cleveland brown. Amazing legs, rich family, great turd cutter, but when she turns around. Bam ! That face just kills me with her summer teeth and mono-brow. And trouble is she keeps on asking me to take her home. I don't know what to do.

Thomas: Just imagine how horny she is cause no one is taking her up on it. I would do it just for that.

Todd: Yeah, you may be right.
by Paastastic7 June 28, 2013
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Cleveland Browns

An insignificant team from the insignificant town of Cleveland, Ohio whose only tradition is losing. The fans think they are rivals with the Bengals and the Steelers. But their team is so god-awful that nobody even cares about them. Cincy is concerned with Pittsburgh, and Pittsburgh is concerned with Baltimore. What's a rivalry when you know who's going to lose? HINT: Cleveland
Browns Fan: "I love my Cleveland Browns, and I can't wait for the Steeler's game. I hate them!!!"

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Steelers Fan: "Haha, that's cute. When do we play the Ravens?"

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Browns Fan: "I hate the Bungles, lets go Browns."

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BengalsFan: "Fuck Shittsburgh!! Wait did you say something?"
by browns who? September 28, 2013
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Cleveland Browns

A chick with a great body, but ugly face
That chick's a Cleveland Brown. She has a great uniform, but a bad helmet.
by Brother Franklin March 19, 2004
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Cleveland Browns

1.Bad excuse for an NFL team
by deadkitten May 3, 2006
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Cleveland Brown

His name is Cleveland Brown, he is proud to be back in his hometown with his new family. He meets old friends and new friends and even a bear, with good times and bad times and he shares true love. He's found a place where everyone will know his happy mustached face in the Cleveland Show.
"My name is Cleveland Brown, and I am proud to be, back right in my hometown, with my new family. There's old friends and new friends and even a bear. Through good times and bad times, and true love we share. And so I've found a place, where everyone will know, my happy mustached face, This is the Cleveland Show!" *weird chuckle*
by notarealperson111 January 20, 2021
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