Material that a government body deems sensitive and must be protected. Access is restricted by law, and misuse can result in fines or jail time. Can easily be identified if they have "top secret" written on them.
Kyle: Hey, did you hear about the man who got arrested for leaking classified documents on Discord?
Chris: Yeah. Remember the time Trump would rip them?
Chris: Yeah. Remember the time Trump would rip them?
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by classified informationist July 28, 2022
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The contents of the Signal Chat is ambo-classified as when you ask me it’s not classified but if someone else asks me it’s not.
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