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bro-classified protocol

Rules and regulations concerning bro-havior in public especially around the females of the species
Real men don't out their bro, forcing said bro to divulge bro-classified protocol. Dick
by TacoMcDickcheese September 30, 2014
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Critter classified

Critter is a term kids at my school say. Critter is someone who is the nasty kid, Is weird, maybe stinks, or no one likes and are annoying. But I’ve only heard me say this. Critter classified is the top critter. So ur the biggest type of critter (worst)
*somone is annoying or annoying you*
“That’s why your critter classified

Or “he’s so annoying and he smells.” “Yeah I know, he’s critter classified
by Its.that.bri May 9, 2019
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classified beauty

used to name someone of legendary status; the peak of all compliments
pie purchaser: do you have any sawce?
servo worker: *points to 20¢ sawce bucket* yeah mate just take one for free
pie purchase: you absolute classified beauty
by plostiale February 1, 2023
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Classified Baby

A new GI Joe collector who only collects the GI Joe Classified line. And knows none of the history or mythos of GI Joe prior to 2020. Yet acts as if they do.
That guys just said Glenda killed the Dragonfly Haslab. Then proceeded to explain in detail on his sh!tty YouTube channel how he has no idea why scarlett is colored blue... He's acting like a real Classified Baby.

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He's been complaining about all the reuse of parts for new figures, and acting like Hasbro has never done this, and they are cheap, and it's going to kill the line. Someone should tell that Classified Baby about the original wave in 1982...
by Mr. Big fish 69 July 17, 2023
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G-14 Classified

G14 is a number in the General Service Administration number format (civil servant/federal jobs) that denotes your pay scale. GS levels go from GS-1 to GS-15, where the higher the rank, the higher the pay and level of clearance needed since you'll be exposed to more classified information. Higher G-levels (GS-#) tend to be exposed to more top secret information that could damage public and international trust. If you're G-14 clearance or something is considered G-14 Classified (GS-14), it's top secret or very personal information
"Wow, you know the Muffin Man?! Which house on Drury Lane is his?"
"Sorry, That's G-14 classified."
by Sr. Webstir March 5, 2021
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Classified

I can reasonably infer that if it IS the case that you, oh... I don't know, have been locked out in some capacity...
Hym "That it would be kept classified. Only the people with the relevant security clearance would know whether or not what I'm talking about is happening and they are likely trying to avoid a panic... But THEY would still know... And the people who SHOULD KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON... For some reason DON'T or CAN'T GET RESULTS and are lying to buy themselves more time... It is IMPERATIVE... That you DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING... Do not violate the terms of service... If it even LOOKS AS THOUGH you are about to violate the terms... It could be very bad for everybody... Someone need to stop pretending and it isn't me..."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
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Ambo-classified

A document or statement that is simultaneously classified and unclassified for the purposes of being able to dodge inconvenient questions in Congress or Senate oversight committee meetings.
The contents of the Signal Chat is ambo-classified as when you ask me it’s not classified but if someone else asks me it’s not.
by Wandering Photographer March 25, 2025
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