classified beauty

used to name someone of legendary status; the peak of all compliments

pie purchaser: do you have any sawce?
servo worker: *points to 20¢ sawce bucket* yeah mate just take one for free
pie purchase: you absolute classified beauty

by plostiale February 1, 2023

classified documents

Material that a government body deems sensitive and must be protected. Access is restricted by law, and misuse can result in fines or jail time. Can easily be identified if they have "top secret" written on them.

Kyle: Hey, did you hear about the man who got arrested for leaking classified documents on Discord?
Chris: Yeah. Remember the time Trump would rip them?

by The Real Driller June 23, 2023

classified informationist

Someone that knows too much about the space time continuum

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by classified informationist July 28, 2022

Classified Trump Dump

Donald Trump passing time by reading classified documents while dropping a deuce .

Catching up on reading classified documents while taking a shit is my favorite thing to do You could call it a Classified Trump Dump here at Mar-a-Lago

by Laughs Along With Humans June 15, 2023

Classified Pussy

Classified pussy refers to any sex that a man has been having that he doesn’t want his friends or girlfriend to know about.
Most often, the classified pussy in question turns out to be another man’s asshole.

Person 1: what happened to Joel the other night, I didn’t see him after the male stripper left the party
Person 2: don’t mention that to joes girlfriend, he was smashing some classified pussy that night

by Honk McDoodle May 28, 2023

classified informationist

Someone that knows too much about the space time continuum

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by classified informationist July 28, 2022

Classified

I can reasonably infer that if it IS the case that you, oh... I don't know, have been locked out in some capacity...

Hym "That it would be kept classified. Only the people with the relevant security clearance would know whether or not what I'm talking about is happening and they are likely trying to avoid a panic... But THEY would still know... And the people who SHOULD KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON... For some reason DON'T or CAN'T GET RESULTS and are lying to buy themselves more time... It is IMPERATIVE... That you DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING... Do not violate the terms of service... If it even LOOKS AS THOUGH you are about to violate the terms... It could be very bad for everybody... Someone need to stop pretending and it isn't me..."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025