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clitical hit

The final act leading into female orgasm. Usually involves taking double damage and combo moves.
Chris shifts into wooden spoon and readies fury thrusts.
Clitical hit! Caren takes 9999 damage.
by Skudmuffin January 3, 2010
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iJazzy Classical (Internet Radio Station)

iJazzy Classical is Haiti' only Jazz radio station located in Port-au-Prince, the capital of Haiti. The internet radio station operating under the name of iJazzy Classical is Haiti' only Jazz radio station and one of the country' most popular radio stations owned by Werley Nortreus (60%) and Ceraphin Radio Network (40%). So iJazzy Classical broadcast 100% Jazz live on air and across the internet. The internet radio station' slogan is known as 'iJazzy Keeps You In Good Mood' and it has reached out million of listeners and stream play worldwide.
Are you aware that iJazzy Classical (Internet Radio Station) is Haiti' only Jazz radio station and one of the country' most popular radio stations owned by Werley Nortreus (60%) and Ceraphin Radio Network (40%)?
by Jacob Martinique June 10, 2019
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Classical Mara

Trying to help someone but ending up makeing things worse.
A: Can I help you clean up?
B: Yeah sure..
A: Oh now sorry I broke your glasses
B: Should have known... a Classical Mara.
by HelloBase September 6, 2006
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classical

A music genre that has lasted for more than 400 years, and rap is starting to die out after about 20.
Dumbass: Yo, u like Soulja Boy or 50 cent?
Me: Beethoven could kick their asses while playing the piano, blindfolded.

Classical is greater than rap, period.
by mark101 June 25, 2008
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classical music

Classical music is music that was (is) written to be played a specific way with specific orchestrations -- be they quartets, full orchestras, solo instruments (piano, organ, guitar), singers or any combination thereof. In its broadest sense it was written from the eras of Bach to Ligeti, but strictly speaking involves the period of Mozart, Haydn and early Beethoven. Forms include symphonies, concert overtures, concertos, operas and many others. I find it odd that when the phrase "Classical Music" is used most people never realize just how multi-faceted and encompassing the genre actually is. (A good many film composers were excellent classical composers in their own right -- B. Herrmann, S. Prokofiev, M. Rosza, J. Williams, just to name a few, and their styles of composition carried over to the screen.) The music from the film Psycho was written in the most strict classical forms, as too was North by Northwest -- their soundtracks play like symphonic tone poems. Most people would probably not realize that a good amount of music they recognize is in fact Classical Music ... composers like Franz List and Rossini quickly come to mind.

So, why do many people poo poo it? Personally, I think it's because so many don't understand or even know much about it ... and that's not meant to be insulting, just an observation. How many can name a composer for every letter of the alphabet? -- Albeniz, Brahms, Chopin, Dvorak ... etc., and then give a work by each? Wow, that's a lot, eh? -- doesn't even scratch the surface! You could listen to days (if not weeks) of music by each one, that's how much there is to explore. And then do the whole alphabet over again with different composers. And then you would be surprised as to how much of that music is incorporated into today's popular music -- and how much of yesterday's popular (folk) music was used by classical composers -- listen to Dvorak's New World Symphony as an example.

There's so much out there it's almost impossible not to like some aspect of it -- and chances are, you already do.
Classical Music that is easily liked ...

F. J. Haydn -- Trumpet Concerto in E flat major.
R. Strauss -- Till Eulenspiegel's Merry Pranks.
I. Stravinsky -- Symphony No. 1.
M. Moszkowski -- Concerto for Piano.
A. Bruckner -- Symphony no. 4 (Romantic)
by Opiner November 9, 2008
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Classical Penis

—adjective
1. going out of one’s way to be put on display in order to draw extra attention; usually with no invitation (like the penis on classical nude statues, e.g. Michelangelo‘s “David”)
Gf1: What is Angela wearing? Nobody wants to see all that...
Gf2: Yea, she’s being extra Classical Penis rn...

Dude1: You see Mike at the bar ordering drinks for those girls? You know he can’t afford that...
Dude2: Yea, that Classical Penis shit is why he still drives a Hyundai.
by M. A. Bham September 23, 2019
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