chronomentrophilia

The sexual attraction to clocks, or the passing time of a clock

person 1: hey did you hear what happened with alex?
person 2: no what happened?
person 1: turns out he’s really into chronomentrophilia
person 2: isn’t that the sexual attraction to clocks?
person 1: yeah

by hmm idk man February 14, 2019

lower bunk chrono

A highly sought-after and coveted commodity inside prison that keeps one from having to scale that upper bunk.

I got myself a lower bunk chrono and nobody will pry it from me, ever.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019

Chrono Trigger

Proof that Square once had souls.

Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross, Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, The Secret of Mana, Final Fantasy I-X...Square where once masterminds of creativity and unforgetable games. It's a same taht we can't say the same for their newer stuff...

by Kosmic King January 27, 2011

chronosynclastic infundibulum

n. A point in space where, upon a person entering it, that person's existence in space-time ceases to be linear, becoming discrete. This means that a person that has entered a chronosynclastic infundibulum exists at multiple points and lines in space-time. For example, such a person could exist at all points in time in one place and also appear at another point for five minutes.

From Kurt Vonnegut's "The Sirens of Titan."

Winston Niles Rumfoord's entrance into the chronosynclastic infundibulum allowed him to exist simultaneously on Titan and also occasionally on Earth.

by colonelbiggles April 24, 2009

chrono-rib

a substance from northern Brazil that has the body experience deja vu for every second for about 3 weeks.

damn, dat nigga be slippin on a chrono-rib.

by James Steeds May 11, 2007

Chronopedalisation

This is a random word that just fucking appeared in my mind when I woke up on the morning of House Haka Competition. It means "random asf".

"Oh my god! That Krunker.io player just has the most Chronopedalisation name ever.

by lukeydukey2294 August 8, 2019

Chronnuckah

In the Jewish faith, a celibration that commemorates the way--after the Romans sacked the temple and left only enough for one bowl--the bud lasted eight nights.

This is celebrated by lighting one more bowl on an eight chambered bong known as a Chronukiah starting at the right and lighting one more chamber evey night for eich night of Chronuckah.

Also crockies, a dish made form potatoes and cannibutter, are traditionally eaten.

Little Girl: but papa, papa, this is only enough weed for one bowl. how is this gonna get us all high for eight nights?

Father: well little Suzie, thats the miracle of Chronnuckah

by The Lonliet Monk January 11, 2008