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chrisatanist

People who believe that they are good Christians, but are in fact propagating evil. They tend to be overt or in-your-face Christians who use terms and phrases that with minor word changes could easily be used by racists, homophobes, and hate mongers.

Lacking the judgment and education of a more sophisticated adult. They see the world in a simplistic way. Very often they take positions that when analyzed together contradict each other. Very often they turn out to be hypocritical.
On Facebook Stacy Jones posted "Stacy Jones is a Christian and proud to say it! How many people on Facebook are not afraid to show their love for God? Repost this as your status and each time you see this on someone's status, say a prayer for the person who posted it. Prayer can change so many things and help in so many ways!"

Stacy's friend Pete saw it and sent a message to his friend Tammy, "She is a Chrisatanist for posting such crap."

"What do you mean?", Tammy asked.

So Pete sent her a link to a White Supremacist site with a post that said, "David Duke is a White Supremacist and proud to say it! How many people are not afraid to show their love for the White Race? Repost this as your message and each time you see this as someone's message, say a prayer for the person who posted it. Prayer can change so many things and help White Power in so many ways!"
by Beergod November 3, 2009
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Chrisanthropy

Contempt for humanity provoked by exposure to the trappings of Christmas (e.g. crowds of shoppers, TV advertisements, endless rehashing of festive hits on the radio etc). A portmanteau, formed out of the words "Christmas" and "misanthropy".
Seeing the Coke ad filled Manfred with deep feelings of Chrisanthropy. He was later arrested for assaulting a department-store Santa.
by Monte Pindik November 22, 2011
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Person1: If I could choose a specific to be my friend, I think I would choose Chrisiana
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Chisana

A cute name for cute small person!
Person 1: Chisana is so small and adorable
Person 2: No kidding
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Chrisannakah

The celebration of Christmas and Hannakah together where more presents will be received and a major benefit for both the Jewish christian within us all. Is celebrated in the week up to christmas where on the final day a massive party will occur.
Oh dear what are you getting for Chrisannakah!
by SAM RANNER December 23, 2008
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chrisander

Boss of bosses. Dude too cool for these basics.
Dude, hail chrisander.
by Supermom1997 December 19, 2016
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Christnazi

Christian extremist
A person that screams God at you in the street or a Christian that forces you to convert to their religion under pain of death and hell
The Christnazi said" Convert to Christianity or we'll kill you and send you to Hell."
"Dude he is such a Christnazi."
by Ze Dragon Wolf Mage December 9, 2008
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