cholesterol

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“hey can i get some cholesterol”
“no timmy, i’m your mother”

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Hallway Cholesterol

The unwanted build-up of people standing/mingling in hallways of schools, offices, and public places that causes restriction of the flow of people.

"Sorry I was late Mr. Turnbaum, I got caught up behind some Hallway Cholesterol."

"Due to the amount of hallway cholesterol at my school, I have been late to class every day this week."

by ParCib9494 October 18, 2011

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Probably the biggest health myth propagated by the pharmaceutical industry. The body needs both kinds of cholesterol. There is no such thing as "bad" or "good" cholesterol. The study that was done to test cholesterol as a heart disease contributor was flawed. They tested RABBITS (A VEGETARIAN) and a FOX (A CARNIVORE). Humans are omnivores. Just read your information in books and on the internet. Statins lower your risk for heart disease, but increases other major factors for deaths of other causes.

Pharmaceutical Industry Mark: Cholesterol is a bad thing, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Doctors in training: Yes, I agree with that. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.

by TheOrtonRevolution January 4, 2011

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