A Corkenator is one of the most feared creatures in the world. It is said that once a Corkenator makes up their mind, the only way to change it is by mass-group gaslighting. To find, look for fleece jackets, jeans, and green reading glasses. If found, quickly turn on some oldies' music to stop the mass hypnosis of a Corkenator's laugh. A Corkenator can usually be found in a classroom or a bowling alley. If seen at the bowling lanes, hide behind a corner and don't make a sound. When a Corkenator is bowling, they are in the zone and must NEVER be disturbed. When found in a classroom, be cautious of their educational lectures and most importantly- their Teacher's Voice.
"Shh... I spot a Corkenator; pretend we're doing our work"
"uh oh... the Corkenator has a bowling game tonight. I'll keep an ambulance on standby; the Cokenator found another victim"
"Corkenator- please let us build a boat for the PLTW class, I swear it's a tremendous issue that needs a solution urgently!"
"uh oh... the Corkenator has a bowling game tonight. I'll keep an ambulance on standby; the Cokenator found another victim"
"Corkenator- please let us build a boat for the PLTW class, I swear it's a tremendous issue that needs a solution urgently!"
by syruppy May 9, 2023
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A word translated through many different languages to become the jumbled up mess that it is today. The word started in Marshville NC by a man named Ford. It then moved from Marshville to Louisiana by word of mouth and then transfered to California by a friend.
Not much is known about this word except for a few theories:
1.) People believe this certain word has magical abilities, enabling the speaker to have unmatched strength and a poison waffle thrower.
2.) Others believe the word was just made up so people could give it their own meaning.
3.) Some belive it is just a word created by a fucked up idiot.
Not much is known about this word except for a few theories:
1.) People believe this certain word has magical abilities, enabling the speaker to have unmatched strength and a poison waffle thrower.
2.) Others believe the word was just made up so people could give it their own meaning.
3.) Some belive it is just a word created by a fucked up idiot.
by James T. Carson April 22, 2006
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