Chook

Chook (verb) - Born in the DMs of Instagram, the word derives its meaning from the desperation of a naked man in his bed alone at 2AM on a Friday Night. The word can be used in a variety of ways including get chooked, lets get chooky, im feeling chooky tonight, dont chook on your dinner and chookatrade trophy 2018.

"Hey Chook, Boozy Boozy night. What you up to!? *crying laugh emoji*"

by Jaybad54 January 11, 2019

Chooks

A handsome, loving, cuddle extraordinaire who always makes you laugh when you're feeling down. A person who's smart, generous and adorably dorky. Someone who always knows what you're thinking and is always your partner in crime. They're happy to travel with you to the ends of the earth, or just to the end of the couch. They're the 'Mario' to your 'Luigi', the 'cup' to your 'cake' and the love of your life.

That Richie is so awesome, he's totally a Chooks!

by Netterbahn February 21, 2011

Chooks

a positive amount of anything

hey mate, can you give the tv volume a couple of chooks?

shit this slappet has some chooks under the bonnet!

by peekaboo_jones September 27, 2005

Chook

N. A single wrinkle of the ballskin, or scrotum. More common in its plural form, chookies.

Man, this chilly weathers really giving me the chookies!

by Blakito November 5, 2016

chooking

To grab one's "stuff," or crotchal region.
i.e. adjusting one's genitals and/or penis and/or undergarments

James, quit chooking it in front of the girls. It's really distasteful.

by Michael Pelech September 3, 2009

Chook

A Canadian streetwear company that makes skateboarding apparel that includes shirts, hats, sweaters etc. Their logo is a diamond shaped boxing ring and their mascot is a skateboarding chef named Chook.

chookclothingco.com

by Robert Hechler June 22, 2015

Fucking this chook

The person who is in charge/in command.

Usually one would say this to assert themselves as a leader or

Ask this aloud to question the competency of the person in charge.

(1) Bloke 1: "I reckon we should do it this way"
Bloke 2: "Well I’m fucking this chook mate, so shut the fuck up. We're doing it my way"

(2) A bloke after waiting for food for a long time in terrible restaurant stands up angrily and yells "Who’s fucking this chook?!? Where’s my fucking food?!?"

by your mate jones April 30, 2009