Chonken

An offensive term for anyone who is pissing you off but you don't want to swear at.

Oh you fuc... chonken

by A person12436576 February 26, 2013

Mega Chonker

A cat or dog who's speciality is eating until they become a Mega Chonker they become very cute and fluffy but don't be sad when they die from obesity a week later.

Friend1: "Damn my dog is a Mega Chonker"
Friend2: "He cute but , you should put him on a diet bro"

by Pythonology April 19, 2020

Chonker

Refering to a 2018 meme of a fat housecat. But used more as a generic insult towards anyone about their weight or eating habits.

Another hamburger?! You're such a chonker

by UnSanitary July 7, 2019

chocket

A chest pocket. Chockets are found on shirts all over the world, both casual and formal.

Hey Dave, that's a pretty sweet chocket you have on your shirt.

by jerkfacelisa May 26, 2009

Choketriots

Combination of the word "Patriots" and "Choke". This is the new name given to the loser of Superbowl XLII. The Patriots needed to win 1 more game to end the season with a 19-0 season, instead they choked and went 18-1 aka "18 and done".

Did you see the "Choketriots" lose to the Giants in Superbowl XLII ? For a team that was supposed to be great, they really did choke!

by Bill Belicheat February 10, 2008

chonked in the dot

Literally - fucked in the arse.
Metaphorically - screwed over, cheated

That car service cost me a grand. I got chonked in the dot.

by Sweet Electrical Hum October 18, 2008

chonkey

large in size

wow that cat is chonkey

by yuehhhhhhhhhhhhhbh January 5, 2021