by thenerdB October 13, 2017

The act of inserting ones finger into the anus of another person, and then turning the finger in a twisting motion. Most often used to describe a misfortune that has come upon oneself.
J: They told me 5 minutes before I left that I had to work a 12 hour shift tomorrow.
P: That sucks buddy. You got chonned.
P: That sucks buddy. You got chonned.
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by ANGELES991X October 14, 2017

"Hey do you want to chon ben before the football game."
"Daniel is totally chon ben right now, look at how red his eyes are."
"Daniel is totally chon ben right now, look at how red his eyes are."
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