power chords

a major chord contains the 1, 3rd, and 5th notes in the major scales. a power chord omits the 3rd, and inludes only the fifth. powerchords often include the 8th, which is really just the 1st, an octave higher.

G5 Powerchord

e|-
b|-
g|-
d|-
a|5
e|3

G5 with the octave

e|-
b|-
g|-
d|5
a|5
e|3

by jason August 4, 2004

choadstool

(n.) a despicable person, especially one who is short and fat, much like a choad, a short, fat dick. Choadstoolism may be associated with short man's disease.

That anus up in human resources is a fucking choadstool: four-foot-nine, 200 pounds, and all of it complete, festering dick.

by Blenderhead91 April 8, 2009

choadster

Someone who walks around thinking he's cool although he's really not.

"Look at Brad walking around thinking he is bad, what a totall choadster!!"

by DavidRH October 20, 2005

Fat wreck chords

The record label of some of the most awsm punk bands including Anti-Flag, NOFX, Me first and the Gimme Gimmes.

God Bless Fat Wreck Chords

by imaprettycoolbrunette February 10, 2005

Chodson

A very large chode. Can be longer than it is wide, but generally is massive. Usually wider than 4 inchs and can reach up to 8 inchs long.

Woah! look at that guys massive chode. Oh wait, its too big, its a chodson.

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by chodson kid November 16, 2009

choisangyeop

A Kpop tiktoker, they were previously named @bestboyhongjoong but she recently changed it. They go by she/they pronouns and she has 1,463 followers as of January 13th, 2021

"Follow @choisangyeop on tiktok they're really funny!"

by Anonymous amazing person January 13, 2021

douchebag chords

Chords douchebag usually learn and stick to with the guitar, for the purpose of sounding cool at parties. You can easily spot a douchebag using douchebag chords at any event, since he's a poorly educated wannabe musician, hardly scoring with any of the poor-looking half-baked floozies, while the cool full-on stoned attendants are properly getting infuriated by the amount of G, C, A, E and D chords (with no variations) played randomly while accompanying cheesy, ill-written lyrics.

Stephen : Hey man, take a look at the freakin' prick in the bedroom.
Brian : Oh man, you talkin' about the guy with the dirty goatee and the cheap guitar ? I thought I could hear douchebag chords being played !
Stephen : You damn right, and look at the crowd around the bed, what a bunch of losers.
Brian : Hey man you got that weed ? Gotta numb my brain from this excruciating sonic bullshit.
Stephen : Sit right back in that couch mister, you gonna be taken care of. Just fire up the volcano, everything's gonna be alright.
Brian : You rock, I love you.
Stephen : I love you too, bromosexual.

by Klisstoriss April 17, 2012