chode smuggler

one who smuggles chodes; see chode

All are welcome on the SS Chode Smuggler.

by Chodimus Maximus July 30, 2008

choda spike

the most horrible thing you could do to a boy. you take your index and middle finger and fold down the rest then you bam drive them as hard as you can into someones choda or taint.

one time i was walking up some stairs drunk and john was behind me and he choda spiked me soo hard it made me fall down the stairs on him and then i got sick all in all it was a bad bad night

by Lucas R August 30, 2006

Chode Sam

Chode - A penis/person wider than it is long. Chodes are usually by the name, Sam Roberts and Samuel L. Jackson. They are Chodes because they eat a lot and refrain from doing physical activity. Also known as Tank Sam.

Sam means the name of one person who is - Super At Masterbation and is a Sexually Attractive Male.

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.

That guy is such a Chode Sam.

by Jhbrag August 22, 2011

chode smoker

For those of you who comprehend the relevant definitions of the nouns "chode" and "smoker," the connotation of this compound noun, whether hyphenated or no, should be patently apparent. Possibly attributable to either Beavis or ButtHead of the animated series created by one Mike Judge.

n. 1. one who savors the taste of that elegant slab of flesh betwixt the scrotum and the anus;
2. derogatory designation applied to anyone who might otherwise be termed an "asshole."

That chode smoker Sean Penn has uttered yet another absurd public political polemic.

by Maestro35 May 31, 2006

Chotu Singh Rawna

A singer who is totally bad with the song Anand Ko Insaf

Chotu Singh Rawna is the worst singer ever

by fetchilaskonish November 2, 2018

Chode Sludge

When you haven't taken a shower in a week and you take a butter knife and scrape the resin off your sack onto a piece of toast then make that bitch eat it.

I made that bitch eat my chode sludge and she loved it, like honey.

by Burt 'n' Adam March 25, 2004

choda swipe

A term used mostly in locker rooms. To accomplish this maneuver, rub two fingers thoroughly on your choda, then wipe your fingers just under someone's nose. Sometimes results in vomiting, and running away quickly is strongly advised after completing the swipe.

Dude, I haven't showered today, and I just gave Joe a choda swipe.

by G-Diddy March 22, 2005