chocolate covered banana

1. A girl takes a shit without wiping.
2. A long bout of anal sex occurs.
3. The woman licks the shit covered cock of the ass pirate until orgasm.
4. Man licks shit off girls teeth

Honey, i dont have any desert, but we can try a chocolate covered banana if your game for it.

by Tyler Robert Fletcher January 11, 2008

Chocolate Covered Banana

When yoir significant other takes a large amount of laxatives and while you are hitting from behing she profusely defecates on the others penis.

Me and Big Bertha just did a Chocolate Covered Banana, things got a little messy.

by Gerald Pinkstinker May 4, 2021

white chocolate dipped banana

when a man has anal intercourse with a woman until she feels the need to poke out a turtle head, then spreads his man-seed on the turtle head and another woman takes a bite of it

guy 1: "I heard brads mom gives one hell of a white chocolate dipped banana"
guy 2: "you heard right my friend, you heard right..."

by twschwa September 5, 2008

Chocolate Covered Banana

A sexual act, occurring when a man defecates into the woman's mouth and then the woman gives the man fellatio before swallowing the feces.

"I couldn't believe it, but actually it was her who insisted on giving me a Chocolate Covered Banana."

by BondageTMA November 13, 2009

Banana Chocolate Shit

The act of performing a Mangina and then defecating on one's own genitals (specifically the penis).

Eric just pulled a Banana Chocolate Shit after trying to Fruit Bowl David.

by Flodorida January 3, 2011

Chocolate coated banana bender

A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.

Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.

by Mendax June 23, 2014

Chocolate banana

Before having anal sex you must stick your dick in the freezer for atleast 10 minutes, then proceed to have anal sex and once done she must lick your dick

“ dude I heard Hayley let Jake do a chocolate banana on her”

by Cy78 July 31, 2020