Frosted Chocolate Muffin

The act of excreting feces on a woman's vagina then jizzing on the feces

"Last night, John gave me a Frosted Chocolate Muffin. Now I smell terrible!"

"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"

"You're really not getting this are you?"

Frosted Chocolate Muffin by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025

Chocolate Cake with Frosting

When a male defecates on a females chest and then follows this up with placing cum on top of said shit thus making a chocolate crap cake with cum frosting.

John: Hey dude, did you bang that girl last night?
Bob: Yeah and after she fell asleep I left a big Chocolate Cake with Frosting on her chest!
John: Oh man, that's gnarly, I feel bad for her.

Chocolate Cake with Frosting by ThePoopDeck January 8, 2012

frosting covered chocolate taco

the act of shitting (chocolate) into a girl's vagina (taco), then fucking her, then eventually ejaculating inside her (frosting), and finally eating her out...bon appetit!!!

I've been with this girl for a really long time, the only thing we haven't done yet is a frosting covered chocolate taco.

frosting covered chocolate taco by dirtyjoesixpack69 April 15, 2009

Chocolate Chip Cake Frosting

After performing a copious amount of anal intercourse, prior to the moment of ejaculation, you pull out and slap it on the recipient's face. You spread the homemade buttercream frosting around. Because of the copious amounts of anal sex, the particles of poo stuck to your froster (penis) resemble a chocolate chip frosting.

"I totally plowed her in the poo hole and then covered her face in Chocolate Chip Cake Frosting."

Chocolate Chip Cake Frosting by Double Orange Chicken December 18, 2011

Chocolate cupcake with red frosting 

A prolapsed anus

When the anus protrudes out of ones backside, it resembles a cupcake with red frosting, but that’s where the poop comes from, hence chocolate cupcake with red frosting.

Chocolate cupcake with red frosting by A WHITE GUY November 14, 2019

Chocolate, Vanilla or Frosting 

Whoever is the meat in a threesome necks a load of laxatives and drinks a pint of saltwater, one person enters the mouth the other the arse the race, the idea is cum before the laxatives or Salt Water kicks. The meat in the sandwich wins by either shitting on the person at the back, or vomiting on the person at the front, with either of these two shouting Chocolate (at the back) or Vanilla (at the front) However if one person Cums first they shout frosting and making the the winner.

"Hey do you two want to play Chocolate, Vanilla or Frosting?"

"CHOCOLATE! Meat you are the winner"

Chocolate, Vanilla or Frosting by Henry Finch December 30, 2022

Chocolate chip cookie with white frosting 

When to guys preform a circle jerk and who ever cums last has to eat the cum

cookie

I won a game of chocolate chip cookie with white frosting yesterday.

Chocolate chip cookie with white frosting by TACOCAT34 January 24, 2016