chicken scratch

illegible handwriting, messy handwriting

You expect me to read this chicken scratch?

by The Return of Light Joker January 06, 2008

chicken scratch

Searching on hands and knees for crack or cocaine

Dude, look at Becky over there chicken scratching.

by Cailin November 16, 2005

chicken scratch

Illegible penmanship.

Look at that dude's chicken scratch!

by d00d June 20, 2003

Chicken Scratch

1. an insulting, little amount of money

The bar wanted our band to play 3 hours for chicken scratch. We turned it down.

by sbs1890 November 02, 2021

chicken scratch

your handwritting is so bad it looks like a chicken could have wrote the same thing....or maybe even better. you are the only one who can decifer your writtin.

yo man that handwritting looks like chicken scratch..hahahahahaha!

by eirbear2204 June 22, 2003

chicken scratch

Bad speed made from chicken feed

My freind makes chicken scratch in his bathtub

by UFO! January 24, 2004

chicken scratch

the gentle abrasions on the side of one's cock, left behind by a girl that uses too much teeth...

"damn that cum guzzler left chicken scratches on my cock"

by Shaved Dave June 18, 2003