A physical addiction to Chipotle Burritos. The thought of the word "Chipotle" can suddenly make an individual with Chipotle syndrome feel excessively hungry, and possess a voracious craving for Chipotle Burritos.
Symptoms:
1. Begin to eat at least one daily burrito every day.
2. The word "burrito", in a pavlovian manner, signals it's time for a meal at Chipotle.
3. Craving for Chipotle Burritos.
4. Most other foods pale in comparison to Chipotle Burritos
in one's mind, and are far less desirable.
Symptoms:
1. Begin to eat at least one daily burrito every day.
2. The word "burrito", in a pavlovian manner, signals it's time for a meal at Chipotle.
3. Craving for Chipotle Burritos.
4. Most other foods pale in comparison to Chipotle Burritos
in one's mind, and are far less desirable.
Jim: Yeah, so I took this girl to Chipotle for dinner last night. It was beautiful!
Derek: Yeah, she's hot?
Jim: I added that hot sauce. Burrito was incredible!
Derek: Man, you need help. You have it.
Jim: Have what?
Derek: Chipotle syndrome.
Derek: Yeah, she's hot?
Jim: I added that hot sauce. Burrito was incredible!
Derek: Man, you need help. You have it.
Jim: Have what?
Derek: Chipotle syndrome.
by Chiplove November 3, 2011
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"Did you hear, Donovan got his credit card and he's buying everyone food at Chipotle!"
"Damn no way!"
"Yeah he is, I guess we can call him our Chipotle Daddy now"
"Did you hear, Donovan got his credit card and he's buying everyone food at Chipotle!"
"Damn no way!"
"Yeah he is, I guess we can call him our Chipotle Daddy now"
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n. plural -mas chi-poht-ley co·ma
a state of prolonged unconsciousness caused after eating a Burrito from Chipotle Mexican Grill, including a lack of response to stimuli, from which it is impossible to rouse a person.
a state of prolonged unconsciousness caused after eating a Burrito from Chipotle Mexican Grill, including a lack of response to stimuli, from which it is impossible to rouse a person.
After eating Chipotle for lunch a devastating Chipotle Coma ensued, and I was unable to complete any work.
by Nana09 August 6, 2009
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You go to Chipotle and order anything with their tofu "Sofritas"... the next week you have "chipotle diarrhea"
by gamecat November 16, 2013
Get the chipotle diarrhea mug.-a weekly event in which a large gathering of people go to chipotle and consume gargantuan amounts of chipotle burritos, burrito bols, quesadillas, chips, salsa, guacamole, and soda*
-the best thing ever
-where one might witness and become part of bromancing, LOVES, camwhoring
*the event may occasionally precede a trip to a nearby park or other daytime adventures
-the best thing ever
-where one might witness and become part of bromancing, LOVES, camwhoring
*the event may occasionally precede a trip to a nearby park or other daytime adventures
him: ayo watchu be doin this friday??
her: im hittin up chipotle friday beezy! what else would i be doin?!
her: im hittin up chipotle friday beezy! what else would i be doin?!
by shanigg July 6, 2009
Get the chipotle friday mug.The time period of about an hour after eating a Chipotle Burrito. Symptoms of Chipotle's revenge are: diarrhea, indigestion and sometimes vomiting. Sometimes a cleaning agent (see Chipotleaway) must be used to remove the blood stains from the eaters undergarments.
Jerry: "Dude I had Chipotle about an hour ago but now I need to take a huge shit! It tastes so good going in, but now it hurts."
Fred: "Chipotle's Revenge at its work.
Fred: "Chipotle's Revenge at its work.
by jsd1027 September 9, 2010
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