Chespainosexual

A person who has strong, sometimes sexual feelings towards microwaves

Omg did you see the way the chespainosexual looked at that microwave?

by Things that annoy me 161 February 18, 2019

Chastained

The act of getting run over, used up, doored, walled or moved intentionally in a NASCAR event by a fellow competitor

Kyle Busch got Chastained at Richmond this past weekend as the Ross Chastain don't give a f*ck tour made its stop at the race track.

by C0linC August 16, 2022

the cursed cumstain

after getting it good you pull out before you finish. then ritually kiss her forehead and chant made up shit before busting one on her face. then with your finger you rearrange the cum to look like an anigram or something cultic. then you slap her in the face because she is evil. you then scream like a girl and call her cursed.

bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing

guy 1:"bro, she had it, she had the cursed cumstain."

guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.

guy 1: it still counts...it was evil

by mascow July 26, 2016

Christain

Gorgeous. Hard to read. The typical "bad boy." Says he likes you then the next day doesn't even look at you. Next day he stares at you constantly and you're thinking to yourself WHAT DO YOU WANT because You don't know what else to do when he stares. Makes you blush. Don't get lost into his intense hazel eyes. Then you won't know what to do after that.

"Why is Christain staring at me?"
Friend: "idk"

by Jedi master November 11, 2013

cumstain

1.n) a stain resulting from the presence of cum 2. adj) something that has a negative referance

1. I got a cumstain on my shoe!
2. You are such a cumstain!

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

Chemainus B.C

Chemainus is a lovely little oceanside town which is filled with old people, but the teens love to party.... SMOKE DOPE! DRINK LUCKY! AND PARTY HARD OR NOT AT ALL!.... 98% of the kids at Chemainus Secondary smoke marijuana and about 92% of Chemainus Secondary drink booze. Chemainus is the life of the party....

Guy 1:Yo Dude, lets go to that kick ass party in Chemainus B.C

Guy 2: True Dat!

*Arrive at the party*

Guy 2: Having fun guy 2?

Guy 1: Most fun is da world!

by groundhogjim February 25, 2009

chumstain

the stain left behind from having sex while the female is on her period

i pulled it out and cockslapped her, leaving a chumstain on her chin.

by boogyman222 January 30, 2006