pissed into your cheerios

When somebody is in a really bad mood, somebody might have urinated into his bowl of cereal earlier.

Person 1: *rant*
Person 2: Hey, who pissed into your cheerios this morning?

by elwood_j_blues August 1, 2006

pissing in my cheerios

this is used as an alternative way to say that someone ruined the moment or your day.

"check out this girl I went out with last night, isn't she fine?"

"Ehhh, she's not all that"

"Damn bro, thanks for pissing in my cheerios!"

by Mliton and Alex February 9, 2008

Cheerio Boy

a term in the gay community (not widely used as I invented it myself). It refers to a fellow with a very small, round, and tight "he-hole".

He's a virgin! He's just GOTTA be a cheerio boy! ... .. unlike YOUR slutty, stretched out dried out ol' ass!

by masochistmonkeyjoe December 9, 2008

Rubber Cheerio

A phrase that is used to describe the texture and visual appearance of
an anus in relationship to the common cereal.

I asked her how she liked it. She said, "I like it when you roll

your tongue over my rubber cheerio".

by Turbm April 25, 2017

cheerio

Goodbye

Well I best be off, cheerio.

by Samson October 5, 2003

pip pip cheerio

Good bye in british. Falls in the same category as toodle-loo

So long, farethewell, pip pip cheerio. I'll be back soon.

by Ellski September 22, 2007

platinum cheerio

A cheerio is a term given to a woman's vagina that is so tight it feels like having intercourse with, you guessed it, a cheerio. Platinum status occurs when said cheerio is able to bounce back to its original tightness regardless of how much intercourse it has received. After having said intercourse you as a male have now been ruined for all other vaginas and no other could possible compare.

Dick; Damn Jane, you must do a ton of kegals?!

Jane; Not really, I have a cheerio!

Dick; Well, we've been at it for three hours and it hasn't loosened up. Your cheerio is so good its a platinum cheerio.

by Vasshole 1 July 18, 2011