Cheemdirter

A cheemdirter is used to describe several different things. 1.The most common use is when a person is trying to fart but shards his/her garments, which in this case have to be denim coveralls to make it a true cheemdirter. 2.Another use is when a person accidentally poops in the shower, bathtub, and/or toaster-oven. 3.A shot of half gin-half petroleum chased with small twigs, moss, and dirt.

1.I've gone through 37 pairs of those raw denim coveralls because of my chronic cheemdirting.

2.I think someone cheemdirted in the toaster because my white toast looks more like cinnamon toast and its not even toasted yet.

3.I started my Saturday night out with a cheemdirter then blacked out and died.

by FatBleez August 3, 2009

National Cheems Day

June 12 is a day to celebrate the the wonderful Cheems dog and all that he has done for us in this dark dark time

Guy 1: You know what day it is?
Guy 2: No?..
Guy 1: You absolute buffoon it is National Cheems Day!
Guy 2: O shit

by that_one_spoon May 6, 2020

cheems.likes.b4con

cheems.likes.b4con is a really cool and funny mf.

Axel: Hey, have you heard of cheems.likes.b4con?
Zoey: Nope.
Axel: You should check him out! He’s hella cool and and speaks facts!

Zoey: Wow! I better go follow and support him now!

by NotPaigernate July 3, 2021

Cheems

Cheems is a holy being that one day descended from the heavens to save the earth from Big Chungus

Person: I love Cheems he is so hot and sexy
Person 2: Yeah me too

by cheemsy April 25, 2021

cheemo

A cross between a chav and an emo

Cheemo gets the cock!
Look at that cheemo kid.

by Steph---x February 20, 2007

chempers

expression of any emotion

oooh that is so chempers!!

by unknown09234woirjsdk;lfa May 19, 2009

Cheemsburbger

This is the name of a dog with infinite wisdom. He longs for cheeseburgers, from which his name comes from.

I come up to your ear and whisper Cheemsburbger.

by clefdictor August 19, 2019