The most beautiful girl in the world. She's definitely the one you want to spend the rest of your life with.
by sammyshakesb December 20, 2016

The given chance that an event will take place. Common uses of chanucey include weak, moderate, strong, probable, heavy, light, major, fat, etc.
Gobs: Bro what is the chauncey ur macking that tonight?
Davis: Honestly, probable chauncey on that one she has alright chap.
Davis: Honestly, probable chauncey on that one she has alright chap.
by Davis1326 October 21, 2019

An imaginary friend that you can always count on. Usually in the shape of betta fish, and is always the life of the party.
by Wordmaster2000and1 January 16, 2015

Mike is a chauncey faggot ass chauncey. See the character played by Clifton Powell in the 1993 movie "Menace II Society".
by Pauly the Don September 26, 2006

Referring to a person lacking in dexterity or a soft touch who ends up destroying something they were intending to handle with care.
I gave that bag of cookies to Ric to open but Chauncey McHamHands ended up destroying the bag and leaving us with crumbs!
by Ricrah December 3, 2015

One who is such a complete failure as a professor due to a misplaced reliance on PowerPoint, that he has to sue for tenure.
by Torts sucks December 7, 2004
