chat

1.anything you dont know the name for
2.anything disgusting
3.simile for shit, crap, turd, and other related words...
i use this word all the time so i would know - i have put alot of effort in this defintition

"whats this chat on the bottom of my shoe"
"ooooh, thats chat!"
"you know that chatness"
"this is the chattest thing i've ever seen mate"

by Fully_The_Sickest_Bro_Ever October 18, 2003

No Chat

When someone attempts to speak towards a person to try and pull them but instead gets turned away due to not saying the right things, hence "No Chat".

Kieran has No Chat since he got turned away by a girl who then got with another guy who actually Had Chat

by Chalance December 2, 2018

CHAT

Chairless Huddle and Talk. A quick variant on the pointless time-suck that is a "meeting".

The rules are:
1) No charis. Standing only.
2) Huddle means everyone must sand in a circle. No pass-outs.
3) No minutes may be taken.
4) No laptops, drinks or mobile phones.

The Seated Huddle and Talk is the more frequent (and less productive) cousin.

Any SHAT must have a Concise and Unambiguous Note Taker.

"We should have a meeting about this"

"No, let's have a CHAT."

by Unwilling Corporate Monkey June 9, 2013

Chat

Means shit, bad, awful, disgusting, seedy.

1. "I feel chat after last night."
"That's 'coz yo' had 20 lines."
"Oh."
2. "That bong is absolutely chat dude, clean that muh-fucka."
"Yeah...It is a bit chatty at the moment."

by Diego July 18, 2003

chat

To engage in small talk.

What's up??

by STM April 1, 2003

Chats

Tits of the female variety.

E.g. "Look at her massive chats!" etc.

by A Anderson January 17, 2008

chat

this is the french for cat

j'aime les animaux. j'adore chats!

by Emma April 3, 2005