charmeleoning

When one sets his cock on fire and forces it into a pussy filled with gasoline and says, "fuck these masterballs"

Oh that bitch is great at charmeleoning. My dick still hurts but totally worth it

by Kumzard January 5, 2015

Charm'tastic

Is the celebration of anything fantastic (hotels, museums, restaurants, sports, shopping etc...) about Baltimore, MD. also known as "Charm City".

Donald Trump was making a joke to reporters when he said he had a "Charm'tastic" visit to Baltimore.

by Dunkadelic Era August 14, 2019

Charmaine

An incredibly cute girl who is also very smart and kind. Generally she will be very sensitive so you have to be careful not to upset her.

Usually a Charmaine will be the most helpful person in class. She has a cute laugh and voice and the best smile you will ever see.

If you go out with a Charmaine you win at life because you would have the best girlfriend anyone could think of.

Michael: dude, she is the cutest girl i've ever seen!

Matthew: yeah, I have liked her since grade 8, her name is Charmaine

by MacMat667 November 11, 2013

witty charm

That super cool thing about someone that you just can't explain because its so cool.

Usually an aspect about someone that's really hot and the only way you can react to it is to fall in love with them.

Zavier: You're gay
Kassy: Wow Zavier, you really do have that witty charm

by NotAdolfHitler December 17, 2015

Brown-eyed Snake Charmer

When a shit coming out of one's ass is so long that it has amassed at the bottom of the toilet bowl and grown to the surface like a volcanic island emerging from the Pacific Ocean. The shit keeps coming in one long continuous poop like when a soft serve ice cream machine has a faulty handle. Eventually, to prevent the growing glop of excrement from pressing the buttocks from below, the person has to lift their ass off the toilet seat and rotate and hover their butt cheeks over this watery porcelain pit to let the brownie rope coil onto the steaming lump with as low a profile as possible. Though the shit is obviously dropping downward, the turd snake appears to be rising slowly from the toilet bowl, mesmerized by the slowly swirling ass, and burying it's head into that hypnotic brown eye from which it came.

Ben: "Dudes, I just took a shit that was so long that the top of it comes 5 inches above the waterline. I even made it curly-Q'ed like an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen."
Charley: "Damn, man! Your ass is a brown-eyed snake charmer!"

by theinstigator September 16, 2016

third time's the charm

If you're trying to do something, and twice it didn't work, you say, "Third time's the charm". This is a hopeful saying -- "it will work the third time!"

I'm trying to get something organised with a group of people and last week I said "third time's the charm". But it's still not working. And we're at five times now. So I offer this for those of us that need something to say when it gets to four times or more:

First time’s the promise

Second time’s a shrug
Third time’s the charm
Fourth time’s a boon
Fifth time’s a broken heart
Sixth time is doom.

Ha, foiled again! But third time's the charm.

by Anders@Wollongong December 18, 2018

Charm farm

Charm farm: The act of planting, seeding and cultivating charm in a extraordinarily effective way leaving victims infatuated, smitten and hypnotised by the charm farmer’s swift act of charm. Charm farming is considered illegal in some countries as it contributes to a high number of unwanted pregnancies and must be used only by trained professionals. Charm farmers act quickly and swiftly similar to the Slash and burn cultivation techniques employed by the agricultural industry, often leaving entire nightclubs, shopping centres and festivals completely devastated by their charm. Charm farming must not be confused with charm storming, which is severely inferior in quality and effectiveness.

Person 1: Man I have the worst customer on the phone at the moment
Person 2: that’s cool man, I’ll have a chat to them and sort them out, can you get my pitchfork please?
Person 1: pitchfork???!
Person 2: yeh man so I can set up my charm farm.
Person: 1: shiiiit bro you better be careful, last time I used my charm farm I woke up covered in like 30 naked bitchez.

by vinny.shan March 8, 2013