Carlito

Carlos is an entity that spawns in the area of Wilanow, Poland. He is very interested in firearms and far-right politics. Also he has an interest in the Farma Incident, which is rather concerning. He is an unknown entity that might sometimes vanish. When it comes to extra-curricular activities, he enjoys playing War Thunder as the German faction

Teacher: “Carlito, could you please state the difference between the two formulas.”
Carlito: “Miss, but i don’t want to”.

by Pałalizator January 26, 2023

Charlton Heston

The gentleman who appeared in the original Planet of the Apes movie, and recently handed in his firearms.

Ain't nobody shot the ducky like Charlton Heston.

by Fearman April 10, 2008

Chariton

A small town in Iowa that is actually pretty boring, nothing happens there, There are 5 schools in the town. No matter how boring this town is when the college kids go away to college they all say they want to leave but it ends up pulling them back. The Chariton Pull :)

Guy: You live in Chariton?
Girl: Yes I do
Guy: Man that must be boring!
Girl: Hell yeah it is, I hate it

by Greubel :) March 7, 2011

Bobby Charlton

The singular hair you often find resting across the purple end of your penis, usually noticed when pissing. Reminiscent of the comb-over once sported by Bobby Charlton

Thank god I went for a wash before she went down on me, I had a proper Bobby Charlton.

by Neil "freesome" Wilson October 17, 2008

charitory

An area of land at concerts and other outdoor events fiercely guarded by owners of portable chairs.

Nobody fucking comes in our charitory, dude.

by victor garden May 16, 2006

CharLIT

Nickname for the city of Charlotte, usually used by local party freaks and those involved in the CLT hip-hop scene.

At some point during the night Charlotte transforms into CharLIT

by j_o.e.l October 17, 2018

charitortion

A forced donation or charitable item one feels unfairly obligated to give to. Examples such as a coworker bringing their daughters cookies you are pressured to purchase or the pet project your boss would like everyone to contribute to. Failure to comply generally resulting in shame amongst peers.

There I was, minding my own business, working on my monthly projection report when along comes Bill with little Billy Jr and his $80 cookies... fucking charitortion!

by Big Olaf October 20, 2018