chapati

A fucking awesome word. It’s actually an Indian food tho. When you don’t feel like giving a direct answer to someone just respond by saying Chapati

Friend: how’s your day been
You: ChApAtI

by ChApAtI dIcK April 23, 2018

capatarious

The penis right vein to the left of the right bottom left is called a capatarious.

Dammn, that porch monkey has a big capatarious.

by jane17 August 19, 2008

Chapstache

A horrible stubble-based mustache that results when you need to shave but you forget and put on chapstick first, then when you realize that if you shave around your mouth using your new electric razor the blades will gunk up with chapstick and you'll have to spend another $50 on a new razor sooner than you would have, so you end up just shaving everywhere but around your mouth, leaving an ugly stubbly chapstache.

Chad: "Hey, I think you forgot to shave around your..."
Grag: "I know!! I forgot and put on chapstick!"
Chad: "Oh. Well, don't worry; your chapstache looks great! You look just like Ashton Kutcher!"
Grag: "Shut up!!"

by HollowShell September 22, 2011

chapstatic

The result of leaving chapstic in a load of clothes you put in the dryer. Your clothes will have a slimy starchy staticy feeling.

Dave will you empty your god damn pockets before you put your clothes in the dryer the whole load is all chapstatic

by Totesmagotes June 19, 2015

chipatarian

person who only eats chippy chip chips.

bro are you a chipatarian cuz damn u only eat chippy chip chips!

by chipgod November 4, 2017

Chapta Clappa

A shotgun(blam), pistol, or rifle

Go get the chapta clappa, this fools story is about to end.

by GirthVader May 28, 2020

chapated

To be in such a state of drunkenness, that the person who is "chapated" is uncontrollable, vomits a lot, staggers to and fro, can not think properly, drinks even though he is too drunk to know that he is drunk, and does more stupid things in five minutes than Will Ferrel does in a Will Ferrel movie. This person has an 80% chance of passing out, and has a 50% chance of having alcohol poisoning.

It may also be called: "A state of chapation"

See also: drunk

Ruben: Dude, you were so chapated last night!
Tony: What the fuck does that mean?
Blake: Ha ha! You were chapated, you bloody bastard! Ha ha!
Tony: I still don't know what the FUCK IT MEANS!
Brent: Well, you should.
Brady: Dude, you were so fucking chapated you passed out on the floor!
Tony: I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT IT FUCKING MEANS!!!

by MoFo Tony January 5, 2008