The art of self-stimulation, self-gratification, masturbation, self-loving, yanking the pole, jerking, spanking the monkey, waxing the willie, jacking-off..........
When I was little, I would spy on my Tia Chela in the shower, and throw chacatasos.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.