CFL

CFL can be the slang term for 'Confused for life'

"You make me CFL"

"Confusion now hath made his masterpiece. #CFL" - Macduff, Macbeth (William Shakespeare)

by CFL4EVA January 21, 2013

CFL

The Canadian Football League. It is so much better then the NFL and more exciting.Players dont get paid huge contracts for playing 16 games which is retarded. Players get paid 800,000 dollars which in my mind an awsome salary. The only differences between the NFL and CFL are: CFL has a slimmer field but longer. CFL has 3 Downs and 12 players instead of 11, we also have bigger footballs.

Stupid American: I watched my Sandiego Chargers lose again

Smart Canadian: I watched my Ottawa Renegades beat the Montreal Alouettes in double O.T.

Stupid American: Why watch the CFL? it sucks

Smart Canadian: Our balls are bigger :)

by Renegades Fan July 14, 2005

CFL

Crappy Football League. A Canadian football league with only 8 teams and 6 make it to the playoffs. A place for NFL rejects and no talent Canadians to shine. Any Canadian with talent will go to the NFL (i.e. Doug Flutie, Mark Rypien, etc.)

The size of the football is a monstrosity. Old and washed up bums continue to play in the Crappy Football League.

American: So you watch football?

Canadian: Yeah I watch the CFL.

American: Oh the Crappy Football League that they have up North? LOL, how is that league exciting when theres only 8 teams and they're always playing against each other. Go watch real football like the NFL.

Canadian: OK

by Ban Gua November 8, 2009

CFL

Confederates Fuckin Lost

confederates are bad people and they lost......so get over it

by keelenCFL January 9, 2005

CFL

An acronym meaning "crying from laughing" .

Person 1: "Hey dude, do you play RuneScape?"
Person 2: "CFL"

by SylentSeething December 9, 2008

CFL

Crunk For Life. Meaning crunk for life. Nuff Said. Pon Di River. Hanh.

Two of us from Adelaide Australia are CRUNK FOR LIFE, dirty south represent.

by Rik November 27, 2004

CFL

crying from laughing

that was the funniest joke ever! now i'm cfl.

by lovelydirectioner June 3, 2012