Caramel Drizzle

The act of ejaculating on a woman’s face and excreting diarrhea on top of it.

Dude, I hooked up with this girl last night and gave her a caramel drizzle.

by CaramelDrizzler69 December 12, 2022

caramelldansen

A popular Europop song that is the subject of many AMVs, as well as a variety of flash videos. The most popular of these depicts a flash loop of two anime characters doing the same dance over and over, as the chorus of the song repeats endlessly.

"Dance with us
Clap your hands
Do like we do
Take some steps to the left
Listen and learn
Don't miss the chance
We're here now with
The Caramelldance"

~ Caramelldansen English Translation

by DaemonMcRae March 26, 2008

Caramel-Covered Apple

Balling your hand up into a fist so tight that it turns red and then punching your partner in the stomach so hard he/she shits herself, proceeding then to roll your red hand in the feces-filled underpants so that it looks like an apple covered in caramel or chocolate depending on what the person ate.

"Girl, why you holding your stomach? You pregnant? And what's that smell?"
"Ugh, my boyfriend treated himself to a caramel-covered apple just before you arrived."
"Sounds tasty. Can I have one?"
"..."

by The Terrible Tutor March 6, 2010

caramel tunnel

Having intercourse anally. Commonly phrased as "taking the caramel tunnel."

Chris: Did you fuck Justine last night?
Michael: No, she's saving herself for marriage, we're only doing it through the caramel tunnel.

by Joey Jastrsexy November 28, 2016

Caramel Pollock

A form of prefanity invented by Tycho of Penny Arcade.

The act of a condom exploding in use due to pressure. The effect is akin to a Jackson Pollock painting.

I'm really worried that next time we have sex I'll Caramel Pollock. It almost happened last time, and I wouldn't be able to stand the embarrassment.

by The whiter guy August 19, 2009

Caramel Shortbread

A multi-racial thressome. Where a white person is on the bottom, an asian is in the middle and a black person is on top.

Hey"said Bob to Cho and Shaniqua "Fancy a Caramel Shortbread?

by the resourceful five April 9, 2011

caramel frappe

The act of taking a "caramel" covered dick out of your ass and finishing it off with a handjob until it's topped with "dairy", resembling a caramel frappe.

Shua - "My girl is so awesome, she surprised me with a caramel frappe in bed!"

Dave - "That is disgusting."

Shua - "You're just jelly (goes in for high five)!"

Dave - "We're no longer friends."

by Shuasage November 12, 2012