Materials Needed:
funnel, balloon, mixing bowl, wooden spoon
Preparation:
Pinch a glorious loaf in a glass mixing bowl of your choice. Add urine, then use a wooden spoon to work it into a soupy solution. Inflate the balloon by mouth, then insert the funnel into the opening of the balloon and pour the solution in while trying to keep as much air contained as possible. To maximize efficiency, the truly daring may choose to blow extra air into the balloon after the fecal matter has neen added. Tie the balloon (or "cannonball," if you will), then hide it where you will be engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Execution:
While boofing your partner from behind, discretely retrieve the cannonball from its hiding spot. Arm yourself by holding the balloon high above your head with two hands. Suddenly, pull out without saying a word. When your partner turns around, unleash your battle cry: "YAHTZEE!" Quickly hurl the cannonball at their face, popping the balloon, releasing the soupy fecal matter, and thus concluding your relationship.
funnel, balloon, mixing bowl, wooden spoon
Preparation:
Pinch a glorious loaf in a glass mixing bowl of your choice. Add urine, then use a wooden spoon to work it into a soupy solution. Inflate the balloon by mouth, then insert the funnel into the opening of the balloon and pour the solution in while trying to keep as much air contained as possible. To maximize efficiency, the truly daring may choose to blow extra air into the balloon after the fecal matter has neen added. Tie the balloon (or "cannonball," if you will), then hide it where you will be engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Execution:
While boofing your partner from behind, discretely retrieve the cannonball from its hiding spot. Arm yourself by holding the balloon high above your head with two hands. Suddenly, pull out without saying a word. When your partner turns around, unleash your battle cry: "YAHTZEE!" Quickly hurl the cannonball at their face, popping the balloon, releasing the soupy fecal matter, and thus concluding your relationship.
Brad: "Hey Jack, what happened to you and Steph? I heard you two broke up."
Jack: "Well, she was pissing me off so I decided to hit her with the good ol' Missouri Cannonball."
Brad: "Hoez will be hoez."
Jack: "Real talk" *high five*
Jack: "Well, she was pissing me off so I decided to hit her with the good ol' Missouri Cannonball."
Brad: "Hoez will be hoez."
Jack: "Real talk" *high five*
by scrambangles November 19, 2012
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A endearing sexual interaction between two male participants who engage in simultaneous consensual anal coitus. (multiples of two are needed)
Step 1. Consent to anal coitus with your partner
Step 2. Bring out the preferred lubricant
Step 3. Erect one another through preferred sexual stimulation
Step 4. Lubricate the anal cavity and each desired penis thoroughly
Step 5. Find a flat surface and lie down in a fetal position as if you are sitting in a chair on the horizontal axis
Step 6. position your partner in the similar position on the other side making your asses touch
Step 7. Tuck your erect penis in-between ur legs exposing the tip to your partners anus and vise versa
Step 8. Slowly but surely insert one another penises in each others anal cavities.
Step 9. Use the surface as leverage to bump bums with each other, penetrating each others assholes
Step 10. Go to town and do it until both participants simultaneously hit each others G-spots causing a mass ejaculation cycle creating what is known to be a double stuffed cannoli.
*Disclaimer: may cause too much sexual desire in which both participants get caught in a whirlwind of sexual pleasure where neither participant can stop ejaculating until they have died.
Be safe Enjoy.
Step 1. Consent to anal coitus with your partner
Step 2. Bring out the preferred lubricant
Step 3. Erect one another through preferred sexual stimulation
Step 4. Lubricate the anal cavity and each desired penis thoroughly
Step 5. Find a flat surface and lie down in a fetal position as if you are sitting in a chair on the horizontal axis
Step 6. position your partner in the similar position on the other side making your asses touch
Step 7. Tuck your erect penis in-between ur legs exposing the tip to your partners anus and vise versa
Step 8. Slowly but surely insert one another penises in each others anal cavities.
Step 9. Use the surface as leverage to bump bums with each other, penetrating each others assholes
Step 10. Go to town and do it until both participants simultaneously hit each others G-spots causing a mass ejaculation cycle creating what is known to be a double stuffed cannoli.
*Disclaimer: may cause too much sexual desire in which both participants get caught in a whirlwind of sexual pleasure where neither participant can stop ejaculating until they have died.
Be safe Enjoy.
" Max and I almost got caught in a lot of trouble doing the Double stuffed Cannoli on our school bus to soccer practice."
" Max did you hear Tyler and Matt were hospitalized after engaging in the double stuffed cannoli, wheeeeew what a close one."
" Hey papi I have surprise gift for you tonight ;) Im gonna stuff your cannoli, twice!"
" Max did you hear Tyler and Matt were hospitalized after engaging in the double stuffed cannoli, wheeeeew what a close one."
" Hey papi I have surprise gift for you tonight ;) Im gonna stuff your cannoli, twice!"
by Man of Cannoli December 11, 2019
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by Katsura_san January 16, 2021
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Simon, a notable Sludge Cannon, is barred from every public lavatory in the north of England.
"Mummy, does Uncle Simon wear plastic underwear because he's a sludge cannon?"
"No, dear, it's because he's a massive pervert."
"Mummy, does Uncle Simon wear plastic underwear because he's a sludge cannon?"
"No, dear, it's because he's a massive pervert."
by Lancaster's Second Finest June 12, 2016
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by BigDickChad69BroDude March 2, 2021
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This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.
A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.
This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"
Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.
A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.
This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"
Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"
B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"
A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"
B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"
A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"
by jet-x June 8, 2009
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