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catchers mit

Nephew to the upper decker the catchers mit may be attained by layering toilet paper extending from one side of the bowl across the water and onto the other side of the bowl forming a soft sturdy pad. Proceed with your normal defecation but cease to flush. You now have a permeating pile for all to enjoy. Most commonly found in road side rest areas.
"OMG! WTF! This is the stalest catchers mit ive ever dealt with!" Dale the janitor.
by Rooster Nugget February 11, 2006
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crotchless

A term similar to "dickless" in its usage, but more versatile, in that it can be used on both men and women. It implies that the person in question is "smooth in the front", like a Barbie Or Ken doll, and therefore lacking in sexual prowess. Also implies a certain level of uselessness, an inability to experience pleasure of any kind, and an accompanying willingness to spoil the pleasure of others.
"The party was going great until some people started getting naked and crotchless over there called the police. Who the fuck calls the cops on their own party?"
by The DLivR8R February 2, 2005
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crotchless panties

Look at that girls pussy you can see it through her crotchless panties!!!
by Bubba Keen December 10, 2008
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Crotchless bikini

A bikini worn on some beaches and where a woman wants to show what a prime pussy she's got.
Look at Kathy in that crotchless bikini.
by Deep blue 2012 September 12, 2009
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Crumb Catchers

the large breasts of a woman(or man) which often catch the crumbs of Combos or other miscellaneous snacks.
DAMN MARIAH, look at all the food your crumb catchers are getting.

Wow, with DSL's and crumb catchers like that, you must live in New York.
by The Anonymous Ricky G March 3, 2009
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Face like a rat catchers mallet

A specimen so damn ugly they resemble the business end of a mallet
yeah but she got a face like a rat catchers mallet!
by Scriney93 November 8, 2010
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Pair of catchers

A pair of panties, pjs or sweat pants that you put onto catch jizz dripping out of your ass/pussy so you can go to sleep without douching.
My ole man left such a mess in me I had to put a pair of catchers on so it wouldn't leak all over the bed.
by Ball juggler May 5, 2014
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