The ultimatum of our universe's existence. Sometime, in the next 100 trillion years, when all of the stars have faded out, a great, powerful force will take hold. A tidal wave of semen will wash over all of existence, enveloping it. The universe will be submerged in semen, similar to that of Rapture from the acclaimed game series Bioshock. The new powers of the semen tsunami will reinvigorate the universe, giving the stars a new source of power, Cum Power. This Cum Power will serve as the ultimate driving energy of existence. Planets will rise, with cum-adapted aquatic species.
And it will go on like this, for a googol years. A cycle. A loop. And then the Cum Gods will rise.
And it will go on like this, for a googol years. A cycle. A loop. And then the Cum Gods will rise.
"The Cum Cataclysm awaits!" shouted Steph, in public.
Bystanders stopped to look at him.
He awkwardly stood there, holding a cardboard sign above him, with the crudely written words "Cum awaits!" in bold.
Bystanders stopped to look at him.
He awkwardly stood there, holding a cardboard sign above him, with the crudely written words "Cum awaits!" in bold.
by TheArchivist July 27, 2023
Get the Cum Cataclysm mug.An expansion to World of Whorecrack that adds cat people, or "furries" as often known to the characters the player can choose, as well as "Whoregen," a species of slutty werewolves who love you long time. For all you normal people out there, just consider it the best thing since the military invented AIDS, since it keeps all the dorks and furries off the streets and quarantined the drama to the goddamn piece of bull game. Also see George Fisher.
Furry2252: So, do you think WoW: Cataclysm is awesome, or what?
AverageCoolWoWFAG28: Fuck you, furry!
AverageCoolWoWFAG28: Fuck you, furry!
by Xtreme2252 December 13, 2010
Get the WoW: CATaclysm mug.The destruction of World of Warcraft
"Hey man, are you getting the new WoW Expansion: Cataclysm?"
"Now way man, I'm not going to waste my money on that, it ruins WoW!"
"How so?"
"Worgens, which are not only going to attract Twilight fans and FurFags, they are racist."
"Wtf? Racist?"
"Spell Worgen Backwards..."
"...Oh..."
"Now way man, I'm not going to waste my money on that, it ruins WoW!"
"How so?"
"Worgens, which are not only going to attract Twilight fans and FurFags, they are racist."
"Wtf? Racist?"
"Spell Worgen Backwards..."
"...Oh..."
by Brobasaur September 1, 2009
Get the Cataclysm mug.The cataclysm is a upcoming expansion for the game WoW(World of warcraft) That will most likely be released in spring 2010
Nerd1: Dude, are you going to buy the new expansion
Dude2: No way, im not spending cash on that cataclysm bullshit
Dude2: No way, im not spending cash on that cataclysm bullshit
by Bob Rogerz December 8, 2009
Get the Cataclysm mug.A Sithpedi revolution slogan. Coincidentally, it became widespread by its founder, Thetra. 3000 people, one sentence, Cataclismo mandaloriano! Some people think it's just a game, but it's actually much more. Some Fandom writers have sworn to perpetuate this legend. It will always be with us. Cataclismo mandaloriano!
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by Caglarefek October 22, 2020
Get the Cataclismo mandaloriano mug.The musician's version of ur mom gay.
If you say this to someone who plays an instrument their genitals will dissolve into foam along with whatever dignity they have left.
this insult is worse than every other ur mom gay variant.
If you say this to someone who plays an instrument their genitals will dissolve into foam along with whatever dignity they have left.
this insult is worse than every other ur mom gay variant.
Friend: Hey dude check out this guitar solo!
Me: Alright
Friend: *Messes it up completely*
Friend: Lol thats better than anything you can play.
Me: Bruh stfu ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm!
Some guy in the background: OH DAYUM
*friends balls dissolve into foam and he gets sucked into a black hole and is obliterated*
Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me: Alright
Friend: *Messes it up completely*
Friend: Lol thats better than anything you can play.
Me: Bruh stfu ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm!
Some guy in the background: OH DAYUM
*friends balls dissolve into foam and he gets sucked into a black hole and is obliterated*
Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Rickythepain May 25, 2018
Get the ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm mug.The latest installment of the ever popular furry game know as "World of Warcraft", or WoW. Players create a furry character, such as a cat (hence the title), or a wolf (Whoregen). The gameplay involves players removing clothing articles and dancing for currency, and type-yiffing each other for "fun". The way you do anything in this game is by right-clicking anything and everything. You gain experience from sucking off magic cows, also known as Whoren so that you may be strong enough to eventually suck off stronger monters, such as dragons. Everyone who plays this game is a morbedly obese furry faggot and a FYIAD
TypicalWoWFAG69: OMGzor's, World of Warcraft: Cataclysm is so awesomesauce. I get so yiffy just thinking about it <3
by Xtreme2252 December 13, 2010
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