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cassius, a heartbreaker and a faker. cassius may seem like a big hearted guy but on the inside all he wants is sex and his his ex. once apon a time cassius loved pickles but he made sure there was always a pickle in his mouth real or FAKE. he wants to be famous for juggling but all that man can juggle is chicks. cassius has a small schlong but tries to act like its out of this universe. he wants to be a astronaut but up in space all he got is his big ego. i wanna destroy that penis. he may act straight but everyone knows hes actually going pansexual. he may be good at irish dancing but i wish i could tell you he didnt break hearts. he acts popular but nobody likes him, he just stands there and talks smack about bitches and that big bunda. cassius is sus.
cassius.
oh is that cassius? i hear all he does is play among us.
oh cassius man hes silly
by hotmoms.comhmu July 13, 2022
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Cassius

Cassius: a stinky eggman hemo who runs around like Naruto thinking he’s sonic always talking crap to people. He only eats nuggets and ramen and most of the time poops his butt. His weakness is shut doors and going to grandpas.
That spaZ kid is such a Cassius
by Dr. Eggman March 18, 2023
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Cassius

It's a term used to describe businessmen who suffer from a variety of mental illnesses.
A: That individual could be a Cassius.
B: Why is this so?
A: I recently discovered that he suffers from a variety of mental illnesses.
by lnvestigator April 27, 2023
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Cassius Clay

the given name to the famous boxer, Muhammed Ali, before he became a muslim

see muhammed ali
by PreOwned August 27, 2006
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Cassius Martinez

A man who comes from the Netherlands and speaks fluent Dutch. A very brave and adventurous person who cares about his peers.
"I am a great Cassius Martinez". "But are you a man who comes from the Netherlands and speaks fluent Dutch. A very brave and adventurous person who cares about his peers". "Yes I am"
by Dutch Supermarket March 22, 2017
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Cassius Clayed

To deliver a beat down (physically or verbally) to another (sorry) person in a way that makes the defeated party unable to walk with their chin up and chest out. Basically an ownage/pwn

Definition derived from the beat down that Cassius Clay (formerly known as Muhammad Ali) gave the now infamous Sonny Liston.
James: Dude don't make me come over an Cassius Clay you man!

John: Why don't you try it?

<James goes over to John and gives him a whooping>

Sean: John you just got Cassius Clayed fool!!
by Lynxx May 12, 2009
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Cassius nuts

When a girl is obsessed with a boy and even though they have only kissed once when they were drunk she has feelings for him…
Xa**: after one year I have feelings for Kas*** even though he kissed me when he was drunk

Kri***: damn, you down bad girl … you have Cassius nuts
by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 10, 2022
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