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Nashville Nine 

When you finger a girl while jerking off into a condom. Jerking off in a condom is easier for clean up. But make sure you throw it out. You don't want her squeezing your baby batter into her vajayjays. Because of she does and gets pregnant, you'll have to pull an "Italian Abortion," on her.
When you go out trolling for poon. Meet some hawt ginger bartender from the next town over. Maybe she doesnt wana bang cuz she doesn't wana ruin her rep. So you make out. Slap some titties. Both of you wana cum. So she let's you finger yer. You jerkoff. You both cum. But using a condom is safer and cleaner. The Nashville Nine has a 9 out of 10 chance of working. But be sure to toss the condom. You dont want her squeezing your baby batter into her so she can get preggo. Or else you have to resort to using the ole "Italian Abortion" on her.
Nashville Nine by FILTHTKX2 June 17, 2018
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Nashville Yeti 

A real life Yeti who has set up shop in Nashville, Tennessee. He likes showing up to parties, sporting events and other randomly selected settings. The Nashville Yeti is big in to social networking and may even be trying to make a name for himself nationwide. He is truly magical.
Person 1: "Is that the Nashville Yeti?"
Person 2: "You know it! All white everything."
Nashville Yeti by furryshmurry January 24, 2011

Crashville 

Nickname among locals in reference to the city of Nashville, TN, due to the absurd amount of accidents which occur on a daily basis. This is due to the abundance of traffic, multiple poorly-designed highway interchanges, and lost tourists.
Welcome to Crashville, where your auto insurance agent will be your best friend.
Crashville by whyyynot February 19, 2017

Gashville 

A magical place full of wonderfully fit girls, see bare gash. The place is more easily attainable after a few drinks, as the magic inside you becomes stronger. You will know once you have reached Gashville.
Guy 1: Hey man, is this Gashville?
Guy 2: Yeah man, this place is sik

Guy: Gashville rocks!
Gashville by hoopermanyeee February 18, 2010

Nashville Necktie

The act of shitting horizontally on a girl's neck, as if to fashion a doo-doo collar, then skeeting in the shape of a tie down her chest, using the collar as the starting point.
"That bitch got to aggressive in bed, so I had to give her the ol' Nashville Necktie."
Nashville Necktie by JD11 April 18, 2008
AKA Nashvegas/Cashville. Nashville is made out to be the country music capital, complete with cowboy hat sporting rednecks and honkytonk saloons. In reality Nashville is a pretty diverse and overall fun place to be. There's plenty of bars around town that play anything but mainstream country. You can catch amazing Bluegrass/Rock/electro and be blown away. It's home to mad bluesman Jack White and his infamous Third Man Records HQ. There are plenty of cool record stores (Grimey's, Phonolux, Great Escape) and smokey coffee shops (Bongo Java, Frothy Monkey and the ultimate indie Cafe Coco). Burgeoning hipster-mecca East Nashville is full of fun and entertainment on any given night. There are several universities such as ivy-leaguey Vanderbilt, Christian/Stoner Belmont, and stuckup prepville Libscomb, to name a few. Nashville is pretty much weed capitol of the south, and has it's fare share of meth-heads as well. Independent movie theatre the Belcourt has it's fair share of Rocky Horror screenings and Hitchcock festivals and the Frist center is a fantastic art museum.
Guy 1: I me this dude in Nashville the other day, and he was pretty tight, not at all your typical cowboy poseur. We smoked a bowl and saw this sick band.

Guy 2: Word!
Nashville by Nashvillain420 April 29, 2010

cassville 

A small little town in southwest missouri where meth is bountiful and cousin loving is normal.
Hey! Lets got to Cassville where we can get some crystal meth!
cassville by BigShlongZach June 26, 2018