Big casen

A mithical creature that feeds on love handles

Big casen ate some love handles

by Fahhhhhhhadmir January 6, 2026

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The Calendar Option

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.

Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

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by Darren Besert January 21, 2016

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Joseph Case High School

Case High School is a school in the ritzy and snooty town of Swansea, Massachusetts. Case has about 500 students that like to brag about how much better they are than people in the shitty cities close by like Fall River and New Bedford. The school does all right in SAT scores and stupid shit like that and is known for it's volleyball team and a huge sexting scandal a few years ago where most of the attention seeking girls in the school were giving our nasty nudes to any guy that would take them. Since Swansea is a ritzy town the scandal was covered up as quickly as possible and the girls given hugs and told to wait to they're older to start acting like such attention seeking hoes.

I wish I went to Joseph Case High School, it's not nearly as shitty as schools near by and the girls love to act like hoes and give out porn.

by hnoss March 6, 2017

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Case Day

An annual holiday celebrated by students at Saint John's University, The College of Saint Benedict, and Gustavus Adolphus College, all private liberal arts schools in Minnesota. Case Day is celebrated by individual students attempting to consume a case of beer in the 24 hour period. Typically celebrated on the Saturday before finals week of the spring semester.

He's got 24 tallies on his arm, so you know he completed case day.

by Johnnie69 July 20, 2016

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