If you are ever lucky enough to encounter a Carson, make sure he stays in your life. On the first impression, a Carson
may seem like a social butterfly who gives zero (0) shits about you or anything you do.
Grow close to this new Carson; he will reveal his true colors once he gets used to you! He will be ultra protective and sensitive around those he truly trusts (such as crying during Beauty and the
Beast). Being friends with a Carson includes lots of self-deprecating
humor, excessive swearing, jokes about wanting to
die, and puns about his sexuality.
Bonus: Free therapist! Best listener out there: 10/10
Carson: Now, tell me what's bothering you
today.
Friend: WELL, *describes their
day in extreme detail*
Carson: *rephrases everything you
said and gives you genuine advice*