Adam Carolla

He owns you AND your mom. The host of "Loveline" an awesome radio show thats broadcasted from 10pm to 12pm on weeknights; also the co-creator of "The Man Show" and "Crank Yankers"

Adam Carolla: Sometimes it sucks to be a straight guy. Take being in a shower room. Gay guys get to see all the naked guys they want, lesbians get to see all the naked girls they want, and for straight girls its like being at a car show; you get to admire all the nice breasts and butts like they are a nice Porsche. But us straight guys, the people who work the hardest and bring in the bacon get nothing to show for it! Sometimes I hate life.

by White Sox Rule June 5, 2004

adam carolla

one of the funniest men ever. on the man show, was on loveline on kroq, had a show on comedy central that was pretty funny, had a house building show on TLC that was awesome, was on dancing with the stars and should have won with that awesome unicycle ride, now had a alright morhing show on 97.1fm in orange county.
look him up on youtube and see how hes frickin funny

adam carolla: 'this is my crew, or as i like to call them, my band of unemployable idiots'

caller: 'i masterbate around 8 times a day, then my penis starts to hurt really bad. what should i do?'
adam: 'id like to see you up around 8... but this is like someone sayin 'i stab myself in the wrist with a pen and it hurts, what should i do?you stop wackin off so much, you idiot'

'why didnt my mom lay me on my back when i was a kid?? now i can only sleep on my side, so when im in a airplane, im trying to get comfortable twisting around so i can get some sleep...'

by B3N_1x34 June 15, 2008

Carollyne

Well balanced, artistic and creative. Excels at the arts, dance, music, acting, writing and other expressive mediums. Home loving, reliable, consistent and trustworthy. Inspiring parent and community pillar. Generous, fun and solid.

Carollyne Yardley

by helpthepoor October 15, 2011

Carolyne

Caroline's are the best friends you can have if you don't have one of them u should find one. A CAROLYNE is someone u can tell all your secrets. She is smart, quiet loud, careing, funny, supportive, and verry nosey SOMETIMES she is an amazing person I love her and you would too she cares about u if someone breaks ur heart she will be there to support you and she will go after him. She is very beautiful too, Caroline's r mostly blond w/ brown/ hazle/ green eyes

Shane: who is that?

CC's best friend: she is CAROLYNE.

Shane: she is beautiful.

CC's friend: ofc she is she is CAROLYNE.

by Kløbear February 9, 2019

Carolyn

The feminine version of the name Charles meaning "the woman." Basically never printed on magnets, mugs or other souvenir paraphernalia. Often mistaken for Caroline, Carolina, Carol, Karen or Katherine.

My name is Carolyn, not Caroline, dammit.

by CB23 November 6, 2007

Carolynn

Carolynn is the name of a classy, beautiful and intelligent woman. She is known for her strong personality and unique thoughts on the world around her. Because her name is spelt differently than the original: Carolyn, those named Carolynn are a lot more energetic and popular than those spelt the original way.
Also, Carolynn's are more likely to have their word in in most conversations. They can't keep quiet for too long. They are also conceited, but try not to act like they are because they are too kind and care what others will think.

"Let's get Carolynn's opinion on this. She always knows what to do."

by Bellasmom February 26, 2009

carolyn

a person who is perfect in every way that no words can describe her

"every girl should be like carolyn"

by carolynlover<3 May 9, 2009